blooming cunt

Blooming Cunt, defined as a person who completely pisses you off with their stupidity. Someone who rides the imaginary short bus with drool cup in hand and their helmet fastened snugg, yet every once in a while comes up with an amazing concept. Usually said concept was done 30 years earlier. . Beggers, whiners, drunken idiots, not to be confused with a bloody Cunt, they're different animals in the same zoo.

Example, Here comes John he's such a blooming Cunt, i dk why you're his friend. He buys stuff. Oh he is a blooming Cunt. . it's so sad to see all the homeless near downtown, shut up they're just a bunch of blooming cunts. I'm not drunk, no, you're a blooming Cunt. Cunt blooming

by BigDaddy Double J April 14, 2016

bloomal fool

A bloomal fool is a term used by the infamous Craig Jackson to describe a major fool

Yous are bloody bloomal fools

by Bloomal fool September 24, 2016

bloomer knuckle

A camel toe before the advent of modern women's underwear, when bloomers were a common accessory.

Mary Lincoln has a raging bloomer knuckle.

by Big_Balls_Bob September 3, 2016

blooms my daffodils

when something makes you wet

corbin blooms my daffodils

by Kittensoft9 April 19, 2017

BloomAlts

BloomAlts, is an alt shop, for buying Minecraft, VPN, Spotify, Netflix, Hulu accounts for cheaper. It has the best quality and beats every other alt shop.

BloomAlts- High quality alts are a click away

by MartonDev August 27, 2017

bloomingtoast

When you haven't jerked off in months and when you finally do its like an exploding soda. Your dick is then toast, leading to the definition of Blooming toast.

When I got home from my Catholic mission, I took a shower and clogged my drain with a bloomingtoast

by 420bitchface February 9, 2018

Bloomin’

To be flourishing. At your absolute best. To be at a point that is even more desirable than a blooming onion at Outback

Damn Holly, you bloomin’

by Sharky336 March 15, 2019