Biscuit Gnome

An orgy involving lesbians, biscuits and some form of marine life (preferably sea horses), while a gay midget watches.

"Dude, last night i had a biscuit gnome!"

by gytu423 August 13, 2009

arse biscuits

clagnuts, hairy raisins. dangleberries.

the accumulation of faeces around the anus, matted into the pubic hair. can often only be hanging on by a single thread of pube.

by woodpidgeon September 19, 2003

risk it for the biscuit

Simply, you are willing to risk the consequences to get whatever reward you are after

Jill: Aren't you allergic to to that? Why are you eating it?
Jack: It's good so I'm gonna risk it for the biscuit.

by GeorgeAlice October 21, 2015

whiskey biscuit

Liquid shit caused by much whiskey drinking

Dude, I just made some whiskey biscuit.

by chefboyardeeznutsinyourmoufus July 31, 2004

float a biscuit

lay a really stale or wet fart

I just floated a serious biscuit

by win-co-fo February 6, 2003

biscuit belly

The phenomenon when a girl with a bit of pudge on her stomach wears tight pants but a top that shows her midriff, causing her belly fat to spill over the edge of her pants. Much like the way that biscuit dough oozes out of the container. Also known as muffin belly. See biscuit hips.

She's got a bit of a biscuit belly, I'd hit it after 3 beers.

by Duncan September 8, 2004

Biscuit Whiskers

Particles that appear on a man's moustache when he has given oral to a woman with a yeast infection.

Hey John, it appears that you have biscuit whiskers. You must have been wolfing that homeless woman's pussy again.

by FilthyNasty January 10, 2008