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O'bidenite

A person who suffers from such a horrible case of TDS they voted for an Alzheimer patient.
Dude, Sam is such an O'bidenite. So afraid of "mean tweets".

We have O'bidenite Sam to thank for the cheep gasoline and inflation.

O'bidenite Sam was mugged by a migrant on the beaches of the Rio Grande. Silly O'bidenite.
by J.R. 1 December 7, 2021
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Aggressive Bidet

When someone eats the others butthole out with vigor.
Oh my god, Jessica gave me an Aggressive Bidet last night, I came very hard!
by Filthy Hoe December 20, 2021
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Train Bidet

A term used to describe washing your genitals on a train using a bottle of coke and mentos after receiving fellatio from an unsavoury character such as a cheap hooker or toothless vagrant (the two are not mutually exclusive).

To use a train bidet one stands oneself above a bottle of coke so that the spout it pointing towards the groin. After removing ones pants, one then drops a mentos into the bottle allowing the foamy goodness to cleanse ones genitals.
"Hey Bernie, why are you late for work?"
"Well Bob, I was on the way to work when I took the opportunity presented its self to have Shazza give me a blow job"
"Shazza, the toothless prozzie? Tell me more, Bernie."
"You see Bob, after such an incident I felt I needed to wash off but as the lavatories were out of order I decided a train bidet was the best option. My genitals are truly minty fresh now after my train bidet but the time spent administering it has made me tardy for work."
by Shane Brennan October 15, 2022
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JOE BIDEN

J- Just a dumb mf ruing this world
o- old wrinkly person
e- earns the number 1 world record for being stupid

B- A bit*
i- an idiot
d- dumb as* getting controlled by democrats
e- Embarrassing af
n- not even a good president
Father- Holly Shi* the gas prices are rising but i dont know why
Son- It's because of joe biden the worst president

Father- Your smart and thats why i like you
by JamesIsAHotBOyGoDateAJames October 24, 2022
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69 Bidet

When two people get in the 69 position standing up but place their faces a little further through the legs than normal and they squirt liquid out their mouths onto each others arses.
John: Hey Sarah, did you just see
those two doing a 69 bidet on the weekend?
Sarah: Yeah, I was there. My mates invented the 69 bidet
by Toasty Cinnamon Bun November 13, 2022
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Obama Biden

When you squint your eyes while reading the name Osama Bin Laden.
Guy1: hey pal who did 9/11
Guy2: *looks it up on their phone while squinting due to high brightness* uhh Obama Biden
Guy1: don't you mean Osama Bin Laden
Guy2: sorry i was squinting while looking it up due to my phone's high brightness
by Boggy#8745 March 8, 2023
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