bettermentflux

The theory of Bettermentflux posits that even if it's not clear how, things ultimately have a way of coming together and getting better.

Synonym of entropy, the theory that the natural order of things is a slow devolution into chaos and disorder.

The recipe tasted like ass. So I threw it in Tupperware and ordered some pizza. It must have bettermentfluxed overnight, because damn is it tasty now.

by Jonathan Michaels February 7, 2006

Bettet

Anal bleeding, sometimes caused by being bit on your butt cheek and having an infection travel.

Kayla got bettet from Josh yesterday, she's in the hospital

by Cloutty June 5, 2018

Build Back Better

Joe Biden’s campaign slogan for the recovery of the economy after COVID-19

We can build back better. I’m Joe Biden and I approve this message.

by 1234567890abcdefghij August 19, 2020

Mo betta'

Ruggism - My French teacher seems to think he has an ear to the streets.

Mr Rugg - 'Use mo betta' verbs'

by Count Vladimir Varkovsky April 14, 2004

Bette Davis Eyes

When someone is so baked that they get heavy-lidded, which makes their eyes look like Bette Davis'.

"Britt hit the bowl so hard she had those Bette Davis eyes."

by SpicoliJeff April 9, 2017

Betterer

Betterer is not a real word!
Is is a word used by bogans whom believe that you can make something broken more than better.
Only a true bogan will use a word like betterer

John: Here is your PC fixed
Shazza: Did you make it betterer?
John: What the F&*K are you on about? How can you make something betterer when its fixed? You Stoopid bogan!

by Cruzin September 5, 2008

You could do better

Usually an annoying way of saying, "your partner does not meet my standards of money and beauty which is more important than your opinion of your partner." These people can usually go fuck themselves. You should let them know to do so as well.

*At the company party*
Mary (or Drake) whatever: "OMG, Joe you've been talking about your new girlfriend for a month now and I was so excited! I thought she'd be more..*glances*... I think you could do better."
Joseph: "How about you go fuck yourself Mary you dumb-ass cunt. You don't know shit about shit and I hope you lose your custody battle. I'm not embarrassed of her and I shouldn't be embarrassed of her. She's great and she's a perfect fit for me and the only one who has the authority to decide that IS ME. My relationship doesn't depend on your validation as none should. Shut the fuck up Mary ( or Drake ), jesus christ"

by Preferably Not December 13, 2018