Beef Twerp

Shitting a little bit on accident while farting in a bathtub.

I had just drawn a hot bath and was soaking my tired muscles when I did a beef twerp and a brown slick bubbled to the surface.

by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2019

Beef Handle

A large cock

"Dude, my Gf came over last night, and she totally sucked my Beef Handle"

by akendall June 28, 2009

cream of beef

meat injected facial cream, aka cum

I thought the night was going quite uneventful but out of nowhere he gave me the cream of beef.

by catlover89 June 22, 2021

Hammered Beef

Genitals that are sore and swollen from excessive sexual activity or masturbation.

We was down all night. No sleep and now I got hammered beef today. Sore ass dick.

She walking funny today with that hammered beef. Them curtains are raw.

After edging myself 10 hours to every kind of porn imaginable I blew my ropes and put some ice on my hammered beef.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

Beef Treat

When someone lets air out of their anus; a fart, a toot, butt burp, barking spider, cutting cheese, STINKIES, passing wind, stink bomb, silent but deadlies, ripping a nasty, woofies, butt trumpet, ass bark, but the best one, beef treats.

WOAH, who is laying beef treats?
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Im dropping beef treats all over this bitch.
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When josh was sleeping, i left a big fat beef treat right on his face.

by droppin them beeftreats101 February 2, 2010

Beef Poppers

Big, beefy testicles. Heavy hangers.

Rachel loves to suck my beef poppers.

My beef poppers were smacking against her taint.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

beef energy

A strong robust or Lesbian vibe. Characterised by a stocky build. Deep or obnoxious voice shorter or coloured hairstyles.

Do you think she is lesbian?

Well she has beef energy .

by 🎷 June 5, 2020