beats by ray

A term created by a wise man during the creation of a fantasy football team
by Jarrisonhumper69 October 13, 2015
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beat the baby

It is a dance.(where they constantly have both hands and move in up and down mid air from there upper thigh.)
Kayla,beat the baby!
by Ask the G.O.A.T January 16, 2018
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Beats & Swing

Something that you may not understand or be able to grasp.

Genre of Music that is created from house and swing music combined.
"It's a bit beats & swing isn't it?"

"It's all beats & swing"

"Beats & Swing"
by Baby dj April 06, 2013
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ninja beat

The act of silently masturbating while in the same bed as your significant other, likely while they are asleep.
My girl didn't want to give me head during her period week, so I had to pull off the ninja beat several times.
by Arjiff January 08, 2014
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beat goods

Guy 1: That girl over there's pretty cute.
Guy 2: Nah bro that girl is beat goods.
by jjjj$ March 24, 2011
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Beat massage

Designates a happy ending massage from a man to another man, which sits somewhere between homosexuality and awkwardness, while avoiding either extremes.

Ideally, there is some minimal protest (no homo) but strong reactions are best avoided at first. On the third instance of genital contact, client must make a strong stance as to re-affirm his ambiguous heterosexuality.

The deed is then ideally shared both through social media and in person to all who will hear it.
"I got myself a nice beat massage, he fondled me twice and that was good but I had to put a stop to that gay shit the 3rd time so I threw him out."

"A beat massage is nothing, I give my mother a beat massage."
by Anon___123 September 29, 2019
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Discreet Beat

Masturbating while someone else is in the room without them knowing you are doing so.
My roommate was in the room so I had to pull off a discreet beat.

I'm way too burnt toast to go find a room with no one in it, I'll just discreet beat it.
by MasterBlaster5000 October 28, 2011
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