gorilla beans

A 'PG' term for holy shit or holy fuck or holy shit biscuit

" and i was just sat there thinking , holy gorilla beans"

by Obiwillkenobi November 24, 2016

Cool beans

Something you say to express your appreciation for something, generally to the extent that it pisses off your friends.

Friend: Hey, did you see that new film? It was great!
Me: Yeah, it was cool beans!
Friend: Oh for fucks sake, stop saying that you absolute retard.

by solargaming143 February 22, 2019

Green Beans

Green Beans Are Dumb

I HATE GREEN BEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Doctorwho101 April 9, 2021

playing jack and the beanstalk

stimulating an erect penis until it reaches climax/cums

can be a hand job or masturbation/jerking off

jack slid up and down the bean stalk until there were clouds in the sky and the beanstalk fell limply to the ground <--playing jack and the beanstalk

by jojo548 December 16, 2008

flicking the beanstalk

The process of using the thumb to flick the head of a penis while masturbating

It's important to have a good technique while flicking the beanstalk

by SPANKY1113 March 27, 2017

ice and beans

When a Mexican gets cold

Wow I'm feeling like ice and beans (says a Mexican)

by Stop slippin May 17, 2017

Frank took my beans

When some dick named Frank steals your beans and immediately throws them away right in front of you

Jim: What the fuck frank I was gonna eat those
Frank: Sorry I had to. Trust me
Jim: Goddammit I can’t believe Frank took my beans

by Nyfo September 18, 2019