Angry Badger

To pull out female partners pubic and/or anul hair with teeth.

I gave Linda an angry badger last nite and im still pulling hair out of my teeth two days later.

Barbera was considered to fat to find an angry badger pleasurable

by mazdainator September 21, 2007

Badgerism

To infer supiority by dropping obscure facts into loosely related conversations.

Girl 1: Hey, did you see Lisa earlier?
Girl 2: Yeah, she looked pretty sad.
Badgerism Person: -and who had a 1976 hit with "Sad Lisa?"
*silence ensues.*

Badgerism Person: Cat Stevens. *Proceeds to sing several lines as spectators bow to the master of all knowledge.*

by Not_a_badger January 8, 2012

bager jomb

The inverse of a Jager Bomb. Instead of a glass of redbull with a shot of Jager, a bager jomb consists of a glass of Jager and a shot of redbull.

“My homie took a bager jomb and bit a chunk out of our boys shoulder.”

by Potatosalad32 May 6, 2021

Baby Basher

A slang word for a person who likes to have sex with young teens. Can also be used to talk about a pedophile

1. I cant belive John is talking to that girl, she looks like shes 15! Fuckin baby basher.

2. I couldn't belive it when I found out a baby basher moved in down the street.

by Seth Price May 21, 2008

Last-Bagger

The person who grabs the last bag in the grocery cart to avoid having to push the cart away.

(Merle gets the last bag and takes his time putting it in the trunk)
Peggy:Merle I am sick of having to put up the cart everytime we go to Walmart because you are a last-bagger.

by ChimRicholds February 4, 2010

Fur Banger

Fur banger, someone who enjoys having sex with a werewolf.

I love werewolves, so my friends call me a fur banger

by cocoastella August 5, 2010

Gash Basher

A very thick male erection. More focused on the girth than length. Cock built like a soda can.

He pulled out his gash basher and my only thoughts were “that’s never gonna fit”

by TAZ_76 February 26, 2022