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Bar behavior 

behavior characteristic of when someone, especially a man, behaves as Katrina’s abusive ex-manchild boyfriend did throughout their pathetic 2.8603-year-long relationship.
Carol: Tonight, James rage-quit after I beat him at three rounds of Super Smash Bros, and now he’s not talking to me because I refused to fuck him.
Katrina: Huh. Classic Bar behavior.
Bar behavior by shatted August 12, 2023
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Bar Mistress 

A married woman who has been banging dudes on the side since the couple started dating.
Husband “you’ve been banging Corey this whole time?”
WifeYes, I’m a bar mistress”
Bar Mistress by HOTCARLD August 16, 2023
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bar arbolada 

A bar located in the central of Oklahoma City where a bunch of wanna-be’s hang out at to try and forget why their parents don’t want to have a relationship with them.
Want to go to Bar Arbolada tonight?

No thanks, I respect myself.
bar arbolada by Hey223Bo August 20, 2023

bar ring 

A ring you that looks like a wedding ring you wear to the bar so people don’t hit on you or approach you.
Some dude was walking up to me at the bar but I had my bar ring on so I held up my hand and he walked away. Thought I was married.
bar ring by Helpful123456789 September 6, 2023

bar lighting phenomenon 

finding somebody hot or making out with somebody in a bar thinking they are hot and then seeing them in the light of day and realizing it was just the bar lighting
bro look at this guy i made out with at the bar last night, he’s not as hot as i thought he was must’ve been the bar lighting phenomenon”

Bar Scraps 

A lady that you will find at bars around 2-3 am when the bar is closing. These are the scraps that other males left behind but are still hoping to take one home.
“Did you see your buddy last night?” “Yeah he was out late going after bar scraps”
Bar Scraps by ScrapHouse96 December 30, 2023

bar tender

(n.) a granola bar, preferably eaten with friends
"yo, can I have a bite of that bar tender?"
bar tender by blobyblobfish14 January 2, 2024