Braden Balser

Somehow gets everything right if he doesn’t even know stuff

A sexy alpha male that has the balls to write about cheese dogs and screamo music in an

“That Braden Balser dude is so hot holy shit I’m wet” - every fucking basic white girl in existence.

by flying eagle932 May 6, 2019

BPA Baseball

The Worst travel baseball team in California.

The team BPA gets run ruled every time in a baseball game. BPA Baseball stands for bad performance academy.

by Doug Dennis June 5, 2019

Shower Baseball

A game that's played in a team shower after a game or practice that consists of one person throwing a bar of soap, and someone else trying to hit it with their dick, similar to how a baseball is hit with a bat.

Person 1: "Hey man wanna play shower baseball after the game?"
Person 2: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

by JackGoff1592102 February 3, 2020

The Baseball Bat

A sex move where you repeatedly squeeze the cock and swing it into the forehead of a woman.

The baseball bat hurts very much.

by Bdhdid88dd April 7, 2020

skill based matchmaking

Skill based matchmaking is a term which refers to either players in a video game who are queued into a game with people of the same skill, or two people who are equally skilled or equal in some way which is usually used in a negative manner.

“You are in skill based matchmaking with Lucy, you are both so ugly.”

by Gggfdd January 12, 2023

your mum's baps

adj. "your mum's baps" signifies a thing or a situation that is generally very good (in essence like your best mate's MILF-of a-mum who, despite being twice your age, has the most luscious breasts in the village).

God I love this tune, it's definitely your mum's baps.

by Potassium Dave September 7, 2009

reverse the base

To add acidic liquid to crack for injection purposes

reverse the base: Lemon juice, kool-Ade you get the message

by erik-de-gato October 18, 2012