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Ponce of the Old Bailey

A derogatory term for an idiot. A modern translation would be, "Faggot of an old English court house". Made popular by the short comedy film, "The Duel at Blood Creek".
"This libelous gagger sullied my good name in the Times!"
"I only called you the "Ponce of the Old Bailey." I thought it rather amusing."
"It was not, sir. It was an insult, sir."
by Marskelletor December 21, 2013
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Dirty Bailey

A hard beverage made with Coffee, Alcohol, and drunk sex cum.
Bartender I’ll have take Dirty Bailey today!
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Dirty Bailey

When you get a world record speedrun on Gta5 100% while beating your dick to a sexy nerd named Liam, gargle 3 day old warm cum, do a handstand and projectile shit into the air and spit the cum out of your mouth, catch it in the cup, then catch the shit in your mouth and swallow it as fast as you can, put on a g string and run to the kitchen, fill a cup with milo and pour the 3 day old warm cum into the cup of milo and down that then jump up and down until you inevitably throw up then write 69 digits of pi on the wall in under 24.5 seconds all while getting a tattoo of your mothers face on the head of your penis
Yeah man it was crazy, I stayed at Dylan’s house last night and he pulled of a dirty Bailey, I’ve never seen anything like it
by Chxrlesx January 31, 2021
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Bill Bailey

The best damn comedian in the whole world.

His two most popular shows are:
"Part Troll" and
"Bewilderness"
I just saw bewilderness, I have never laughed so much.
by Harry charlslichcroyden March 7, 2005
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grayson bailey dolan

The hottest person in the world. Super sweet and kind. Also a big YouTube star with his identical twin brother Ethan Grant Dolan. He's from New Jersey and lives in L.A. Him and his brother have over T million followers on the social media platform youtube. Him and his brother were signed to Awesomeness T.V
In 2015, and had over 6 million followers on the app Vine.
Girl #1: OMG Grayson Bailey Dolan is so freaking hot. Don't you agree?

Girl #2: Is total is. I love his new into pic.
by Renesmee9112 January 21, 2018
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Joseph Bailey

That one black guy that everyone loves. He gets trolled and trolls back. He hates us and loves us. Joseph Bailey makes Chuck Norris tremble. He is purely awesome.
Dude it's Joseph Bailey... quick rub his head.
by MalachiPeace January 4, 2012
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Coty Bailey

A man of God who is learning new thing's everyday. A man that many people wouldn't put their faith in because of pre-judgness. A man who though he new how to love the right way and have a perfect relationship untill this very special lady came in and showed him new boundaries. A man whoms heart is filled with pureness and is as humble as can be. A man who believes that love should only come one time, but when it comes it should stay forever. A man that has forgave everybody who has ever turned their backs on him. A Man who has left his past behind him. A Man Who wants Her To Let Go And He Promises He will be there to Catch You, the Trust that She can put in me stretches further than where you reside.. Coty Bailey; is the definition I want to be.
by oneheartoneloveonemind February 4, 2010
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