just being alive

Dispite what the other definition said just being alive
Means living presently

just being alive means living chill

by Atheistsarelyingtothemselvs January 26, 2021

Being a Vagina

The Act af acting winny, PMS-ing, crying, bitching, complaining, naggin, pissing- off someone, and being on metapause or Manapause. Close to words such as being a Dick or an Asshole, Douch-bag.

Man A.) "Idk what to do I'm like gonna cry"
Man B.) "Dude stop being a Vagina."
Lady A.) "Why the fuck aren't the dishes done, I'm fucking PMS-ing"
Man A.) "Why you being such a Vagina?"
Lady A.) "OMG Kelly is bitching and naggin and pissing me off all the time."
Lady B.) "Well she's being a Vagina"

by RobotSinclair March 1, 2011

Baking

When the twilight vampires have sexual intercourse

emmett- what did you do last night jasper?
jasper- I baked with alice

bella- I want to bake edward
edward- baking will kill you and destroy your soul

by a dude twilightfan June 15, 2008

Bazinga

"A seven-stringed harp", as referenced by Will Cuppy in the first chapter about the Pharaoh Cheops or Khufu, in his book "The Decline and Fall of Practically Everybody." Dorset Press, New York, 1950. Cuppy was most certainly kidding, since the book was a satire, but I felt it was important to know that the fabrication of the term preceded "The Big Bang Theory" by about 60 years.

from the text:

"Personally, I would call the royal harem one of Khufu's main interests in life and one of his claims to our attention. Although we lack statistics, it must have been one of the largest in the ancient world, completely equipped with the very best concubines obtainable in Africa, all skilled in dancing, singing and playing on the bazinga, or seven-stringed harp."

by Lorenzo Steed August 29, 2011

Baling twine

Baling twine can be used to tie anything together and is the strongest material known to man. If aircraft were built out of this and duct tape, they could survive any crash intact.

A: "This climbing rope is frayed and I have to scale the north face of the Eiger."

B: "Use this length of baling twine instead."

by fubarderby October 22, 2004

Being a Graves

A person or act of being severely ignorant and oblivouse to reality but continues to believe they are in the right.

Stop being a Graves! Don't Graves it up! You just pulled a Graves.

by elnegrodomus March 7, 2008

Being an Alton

Being a douchebag, not unlike Alton Brown of the Food Network.

That guy? He's being an Alton and dancing on pregnant women with soccer cleats on.

by Father Crunkle December 11, 2011