Zach Attack

You motherfucker. You think you can define Zach Attack? That hard ass motherfucker will fuck your shit into the fourteenth dimension and back. How about this. He bites into a dorito loco taco and the eighty four women closest to him orgasm so hard their vaginas start vibrating. At this point, the dopamines literally start leaking out of their ears, nose and mouth, sometimes causing asphyxiation and/or divorce.

Fred: Oh god, i just read the description of Zach Attack on Urban dictionary!

Velma: yeah, thank heavens he does not like mexican food.

by Da F-in' Goat May 6, 2018

Jack attack

To have cardiac arrest while masterbating.

My grandfather had a jack attack.

by Joe Blumkin March 2, 2007

cum attack

when a girl spits all her cum on the guys stomach

my bitch girlfriend just cum attacked me!

by amelia the cum dodger July 16, 2008

Shark Attack

When a man and a woman are spooning in bed and the woman gets poked by an unsuspecting boner.

Girl: I've been trying to sleep all night but I keep getting shark attacked.
Guy: :-)

by Clickitorurbandicit July 9, 2010

asthma attack

when driving, if someone in the car is sleeping push the break pedal real hard and scream. the sleeping passenger will be gifted with a rude awakening

on our way to Florida, dude kept falling asleep on me so i gave him a asthma attack. he hasn't slept yet.

by ziggyd1139 June 7, 2010

Facebook Attack

When someone hacks a facebook account with the purpose of messaging the friends of facebook holder with SPAM and/or massively altering interests and about me page to make holder look like a complete duche.

Friend:Hey Tony, are you sure your favorite movies are High School Musical 3 and Heathers? I think you've been facebook attacked...

Tony: Shit!

by pseudo-suede February 25, 2009

Smack Attack

When the urge to smack someone, particularly in a bar or social setting, becomes overwhelming to the point of having to control it.
Variation: Snack Attack: late night drunken snacking. Unlike Smack Attack, Snack Attack is commonly uncontrollable.

I'm surprised I didn't get kicked out of the bar last night for almost smacking that guy in the mouth. The Smack Attack was in full force!

by Rockalita January 13, 2009