Atomic_fail

There once was a sigma his name was atom he had the largest dick in the village.

Yo atomic_fail has such a large dick

by writer of legends September 6, 2025

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AtomicQuince

A glorious skibbidy sigma. Mr. Quince knows when to goon and when to edge, a feat us non OG's can only dream of. AtomicQuince's channel brings hope and light to all of the Gazos who worship his perfect sideburns.

"Yo, my glorious Minecraft King AtomicQuince just posted!!!" "Oh boy! It's getting all over the screen"

by JazzPigeonn October 7, 2025

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Atomic Fireball

A sexual act where one party coats their finger(s) in alcohol (bonus points if fireball is used) and the alcohol is lit on fire before the finger(s) are inserted into the rectum

“Hey babe, are you down to atomic fireball me tonight”

by OhYuhhr January 3, 2026

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Atomic

A person, place, or thing that's usually represented by a significant explosion, however due to the residual effects; Atomic's can be used to be fuel for items that usually give sub-standard performance.

Man, I wish I had some "Atomic" in my life, however only gives as much performance as a donkey kicking me in the nuts.

by Cmdr89 January 12, 2026

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Roswell Atomic Iron Smelter

A very sexual act that is only performed by lesbians. You first have you and your partner to take 3 kilograms each of cocaine 12 hours before the act. Once done you must obtain an industrial size iron ore smelter powered by uranium. Next both girls should defecate into a nuclear waste container filled with plutonium 239 and 100 sticks of TNT in a lead container with a fuse on the outside. They then should prepare a funnel just large enough for a dildo to fit through. Once the faeces have covered the plutonium you then should proceed to take some M&M's covered in petrol. Combine the radioactive plutonium faeces and petrol covered M&M's in a large plastic bucket. Begin the act by inserting 3 large pieces of iron ore into the smelter and turning it to full. Soak the dildo in arsenic and insert strap end into vagina. The funnel should then be stuffed with some of the radioactive plutonium faeces with petrol soaked M&M's. Begin by inserting funnel into the receivers anus. Then the two should jump into the iron ore smelter when the iron has completely melted. The other person with the dildo should fuck the other persons anus with the funnel in it. The lead container with the TNT should have the fuse lighted and thrown into the smelter. Then a B2 stealth bomber should fly overhead and drop 2 nuclear warheads onto the smelter while the dildo and M&M's combust along with the TNT at the same time as the nuclear warheads drop onto the smelter.

General: Colonel, how was the top secret nuclear project?
Colonel: Yeah, we gave it a twist by doing the Roswell Atomic Iron Smelter.
General: Donald Trump could definitely use that on North Korea!

by AWP_69analmaster69_AWP July 30, 2019

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