alley soup

cum stored in tin cans by hobos in an alley

The Travis county constable was horrified to see millions of tin cans containing alley soup dumped by delinquents in a nearby playground last Monday.

by dr_rb February 20, 2015

tomato souping

When a man ejaculates into his female partner who is currently on her Menstrual Cycle. The Female then Mixes the semen by contracting her vaginal section multiple times as the male lies down and the woman proceeds to feed her tomato soup to her partner.

I had an awesome time with Kelly last night by the Canal Stephen! Kelly fed me the best Tomato Soup ever!!

Kelly Bribed me last night to try her Southern authentic home prepared Tomato Soup. I would of much rather had Cambell's!

I couldn't help but go Tomato Souping last night at the party! Andrew told me Kelly won the national contest for Tomato Souping!! MMM.... MMM.. good!!

by Philly Mob Boss March 19, 2014

Custard soup

The mixture of semen and piss in a bowl that is then slurpped up by a dirty whore.

Damn that bitch slurpped all that custard soup and even asked for seconds

by ericbumfluff September 9, 2010

balloon soup

What remains in a condom after sex.

Francine ripped my rubber off and balloon soup went everywhere!

by the zygorthian December 31, 2015

Auburn soup

A male will eat out a female then proceed to puke in her vag, then have intercourse creating an auburn soup

Guy 1:"She was on her time of the month so we made auburn soup "
Guy 2:"nice"

by Wholepineapple4 April 15, 2015

Sink Soup

The toothpaste that falls off of your brush into the sink. You then use your brush to scoop the paste back up and proceed to brush your teeth with the dirty toothpaste

"Why is your breath so stanky?"
"Sorry dawg, I brushed with sink soup"
"what the fuck is sink soup"

by SillySausage42 September 4, 2022

Eel Soup

Eel soup is the story of a Japanese woman who cannot eat so needs to be fed through her butthole. Due to a rare medical condition, the only food that she is able to eat is live eels… through her ass. A truly heart warming story from Japan, be warned it may contain adult content. Unlike Octopus Girl, fortunately her vagina is covered so as to maintain her dignity throughout the movie.

Person A: I tried Eel Soup when I was in Germany, it actually tasted very good!
Person B: *Vietnam flashbacks"
Person A: What's wrong?
Person B: You wouldn't get it

by koreandaaa September 28, 2021