Farmer's Almanac

Coming in a girl and then shitting in her vag, thus fertilizing your seed.

After I blew my load in Carol, I shat in her fertile crescent, giving her the farmer's almanac and fertilizing my "crop"

by steve ryans October 4, 2009

Amanda Bynes

Once a beautiful and talented girl who was a role model to millions of kids. Now a drug addict who has a habit of calling everyone Ugly and tweets strange tweets and even stranger selfies. Many say she has multiple personality disorder while others claim it's just a publicity stunt.

What happend to Amanda Bynes?

by stardos July 20, 2013

ARMANI

That girl named Armani is so fly, she got tha dopest name in the whole fukin world.

"Armani is the finest & flyest baby girl around, chea chea."

by ARMANI December 22, 2004

amana sikim

A Turkish version of I love you.

"Amana sikim mom <3"

by choowuy June 16, 2021

amanda de cadenet

Fugly slut married to sex god strokes' guitarist Nick Valensi. She pretends to have his kids when in fact are Keanu Reeve's. Well known for addressing to Strokes' fans as "jealous and malicious".

Amanda de cadenet began dating Nick in 2001.

by fiiamaa July 14, 2007

Amanda

Fucking thot

Don’t ever date an amanda

by Vegetable Oil July 10, 2018

Amanda

A girl who obsesses over many guys. Mostly "men" who are really just mere boys, and are not attractive in the least. Examples of names of such boys include: Wayne, Emre, Raymund, Eddo, Jordan, Bolis, Carl, Mark L. and Gary, to name a few.

Did you see the new guy Amanda added to her "to-do" list? He looks like a weeaboo!

by BIG MAMA 12345 January 25, 2009