April 9

Pentagram day!
People born on this day tend to be a bit more demonic, so drawing a good ol' pentagram will help them get their soul back

Bro, it's April 9, we gotta get started on our pentagrams!

by Gorlgorl365 October 15, 2019

April 5

They day the most amazing and the sexiest boy you’ll ever know was born.

Omg it’s april 5 it’s that really cute guys birthday

by Jefftheboi_74 October 10, 2019

April 20

Theholidayof420. NationalWeedDay

Hey!It'sApril 20solet'sgethigh.

by hodd April 2, 2007

April 22

April 22 is 4/20 too. It's the weed make up day for all the people who missed 4/20.

Person 1: "Dude, yesterday was the best 4/20 of my life I smoked sooooo much weed how much did you smoke?"

Person 2: "Oh shit I forgot about 4/20, I missed it."

Person 1: "Don't stress man, tomorrow is 4/20 too! Get it? April 22? 4/20 too?"

Person 2: "You're a dumbass."

by George Queens May 28, 2018

24 April

She is older give extra attention to here and wish her a good birthday

Happy birthday here some money
You Have not to work anymore
It's 24 April

by Stylinsonn December 13, 2020

April Aftermath

The final games of the NCAA tournament (aka March Madness/Final Four) which occur in the month of April.

March Madness is almost over and my brackets are a disaster

Yeah, but you still have the April Aftermath to look forward to. The Final Four should be a great one.

by yes2research March 20, 2011

April 7

Offical crackhead day! The one day of the month when total idiots and retards are born. But don’t let that shit fool you! Today is the day you show some love for your local crack heads! Do something stupid with one of these people to show your love! They are great friends, amazing retards and the best of walking crack. I guess you can call them hosers!

“Hey bro did you remember? It’s offical crackhead day! You know what that means! bUTT BUMP!!”
April 7 day of retards

by DantheTrueMan October 17, 2019