Recent studies show that after leaving your 9-5, the most optimal way to spend your evening is eating Chipotle and getting a blowjob. This is statistically shown to increase levels of serotonin, endorphins, dopamine, and oxytocin.
Person 1 - Hey man, are you executing the optimized weekday after-work game plan?
Person 2 - Of course brother. I'm picking up 2 orders of chipotle at 6. Girlfriend is coming over at 6:30!
Person 2 - Of course brother. I'm picking up 2 orders of chipotle at 6. Girlfriend is coming over at 6:30!
by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
Get the Optimized weekday after-work game planmug. by Sarah Olson February 14, 2018
Get the show your bra after mardi grasmug. The tendency for things to seem funnier in the wee hours of the morning. Even if it wouldn't seem funny had you not been sleep deprived. Usually leads to a laughing fit after saying anything, even if it isn't funny.
Recounts of the events at this time the morning after. are usually segmented and won't seem as funny when given proper consideration of the conversation. Or may result in selective amnesia.
Recounts of the events at this time the morning after. are usually segmented and won't seem as funny when given proper consideration of the conversation. Or may result in selective amnesia.
Voltanis: What the fuck did we talk about last night?
Maha: About bears? I don't know. Everything seems funnier after 2 am.
Maha: About bears? I don't know. Everything seems funnier after 2 am.
by Maha_Vailo March 2, 2012
Get the Everything seems funnier after 2 ammug. by Downstrike October 1, 2005
Get the Ten minutes after ten till nowmug. 1) Have you heard Gambino's new album?
2) No I havent.
3) You should, that shit sounds like it comes after a snap and a crackle.
2) No I havent.
3) You should, that shit sounds like it comes after a snap and a crackle.
by superman7489 January 22, 2015
Get the Sounds like it comes after a snap and a cracklemug. An exclamation that can be used after having encountered a bad situation. Can be used in conjunction with; Jesus Christ, Christ, Jesus Tap dancing Christ, and "awww hell".
Dude A: Hey have you seen that video with two chicks and a cup?
Dude B: Jesus Christ on a cripple after Sunday mass! That was fucked!
Dude B: Jesus Christ on a cripple after Sunday mass! That was fucked!
by JPF December 31, 2007
Get the Jesus Christ on a cripple after Sunday mass!mug. by Kian September 9, 2021
Get the nothing good ever happens after midnightmug.