Abercrombie

noun, adjective, adverb. Walk past the one in Evansville, Indiana and you'll see incompetent stoners standing around oblivious to the fact that when they put on their shirt that afternoon they failed to bring the collar down.

Pink shirt: Hey similarly stoned fake friend of mine, wanna go stand outside Abercrombie and pick up on loose girls still in junior high?
Green shirt: Ok. Wait, I hafta....nope I'm already stoned. Good to go!

by Noah82 July 4, 2005

abercrombie

a really popular store with people from the ages of 11-21. the younger half is abercrombie, and from 16-17 years old, they wear Abercrombie and Fitch, the larger version. Now its a stereotype though. Abercrombie girls in junior high and high school are known so have great hair, perfect makeup, and popularity, usually a boyfriend before those that dont wear abercrombie. Junior high abercrombie boys usually play at least one sport, all the non-abercrombie girls want them, and they are funny, and SHOULD be cute. High school abercrombies are alot like them, just a little more mature. Hollister is owned by abercrombie, their clothes are just a little less expensive, and also a little lower quality. abercrombie jeans fit great, and really dont have a chance of ripping until 3 years of wearing. Its mainly popular is upper-middle classes or whatever. =. The clothes are sometimes expensive, but high wuality so get over it. One of the most important things to remember is, Abercrombie really only belongs on hot people. It does make other people look better, but that lowers the Abercrombie standard. After all, it really is a lifestyle.

Abercrombie girl 1= Oh my gawd. Josh totally is gonna ask you out tommorrow.

Abercrombie girl 2= (squeal)That would be totally awesome. Ewwwww. What does that girl think shes DOING!?

Poser Abercrombie girl=(flips her frizzy hair) Hey guys. (flips it again) do you wanna go hang or something?

Abercrombie girl 1= Eww. Your ruining the name of Abercrombie!

by kccc =] May 28, 2007

abercrombie

Some Crap Shop In America That Poor People Shop At Because Its So Shit. Mostly Worn By People Who Think They Rich. But Really Arnt They Just Poor People Who Wanna Act Rich. Or They Just Preps && They Get Beaten Up. Its Just Gay Okay!

1.I Bought A Top From abercrombie Today Because Im So Poor Its The Only Place I Can Afford.

2. Normal Person: What Yu Werin
Gay Prep: Oh Its A&F Yu Like
Normal Person: (Wack) Take That Yu Stupid Gay Prep Kiss My Ass

by BabiiS November 12, 2007

abercrombie & fitch

Store with LOUD music where no self-respecting true prep would shop. Abercrombie is perfect for middle class state college students who THINK they're preppies, despite the fact that they aren't prep school grads, don't come from an "old family", and their family aren't wealthy. If your life's dream is to get an accounting degree from a second-tier public university and eventually moving to the suburbs after you marry some ex-sorority girl elementary education major, then Abercrombie is for you, you faux prep, you!

Did you see that SUV driving guy wearing head-to-toe Abercrombie & Fitch? Yeah, he had one too many at the sports bar and got a DUI. Thank God he's off the streets! And what kind of idiot goes to sports bars? Oh, that's right. The same kind who drives an SUV and shops at Abercrombie.

by trueprep January 15, 2008

abercrombie

Abercrombie is a worthless brand for retards who can't afford Polo Ralph Lauren or Lacoste. Only stupid "jocks" and stupider blonds wear this shit. Cool people wear ralph lauren, lacoste, tommy hilfiger, or banana republic. This brand sucks, just like american eagle and hollister. Gayass pretentious retards who wear abercrombie and american eagle type brands can go eat shit out of their asses.

Person 1: I can't afford to buy a Lacoste t-shirt so i bought this abercrombie shirt
Person 2: Go drink your mom's period blood, douche bag

by john smith1 December 28, 2005

abercrombie and fitch

A clothing store for slutty girls and gay guys.

I saw that gay stripper walk into Abercrombie and Fitch.

by ravensrule December 26, 2009

abercrombie beautiful people

Tall, Gorgeous and know it, mostly air-heads who get paid 20 bucks an hour to wear super tight tops, and say, "yo wats up?" and then glare at you if you haven't bought more than five things, and spritz you in the eyes with gross men's colone if you haven't bought anything on your way out.

normal girl: hey, can you help me find my size in this?
beautiful person: haha! sure! oh, look at that! we don't have any left! XXL is out of stock! but you should buy this cami, it like totally goes with your eyes, and then buy a matching one for your boyfriend. And then howabout these leather leggings?
normal girl: well um...that looks nice? I didn't know I was XXL... usually
I'm an M. whatever... oh yeah sorry I only have 10 dollars...
beautiful person: *turning sinister* well...there's a wall mart down the street.
and if you really want to buy something, well then have this breathmint. it's on me. you kinda need it...
normal girl: umm yeah no thanks... bye...
beautiful person: Oh wait! try our new men's fragrance! *sprits gross mens colone in eyes*
normal girl: aaah my eyes! I'm blind!
beautiful person: *looking smug* oh, gosh I'm sorry!
beautiful person 2: *walks up to beautiful person 1* *whispering* what's going on?
beautiful person 1: she didn't buy anything :/
beautiful person 2: ooooh.

person 1: that beautiful person in abercrombie was totally giving me the hairy eyeball when I only bought 5 things!
Person 2: your lucky she didn't make you blind! it's actually not colone she has in that bottle, it's rat poison!
Person 1: seriously?
person 2: NO!

abercrombie beautiful people

by ICanSeeUpYourNosse April 16, 2010