macaroni in a boat

A phrase used when attempting to insert your foot inside of the vagina of an elderly woman. The feeling has been defined as some to feel the same as sinking their feet in a boat full of macaroni.

"I tried giving my grandma's friend a macaroni in a boat, but my feet were too big."

by urbanchewbacca123 December 20, 2016

Beauty Boat

The "boat you take to oppritunity" that you get ussually in high school to become good looking. you start high school ugly and or unattractive, and by your last year you are very good looking and know how to dress. unfortunately, some people miss the oppritunity. obviously. on the other hand, for some its just natural and they get to bypass the whole boat option, because they are already good looking.

Damn Ted did you see how ugly Beth is? yeah shes 24 now, geuss she missed the Beauty Boat in high school!

by peee ceee teee vee November 22, 2007

Boat Pig

Adj, noun; A person who spends all day and night gambling at the local riverboat casino.

Mike's parents spend all their time at the casino. They are a couple of boat pigs.

by Your mom February 19, 2004

man on the boat

The clit on a woman's virgina

I hit the man on the boat like he owed me $300 and hit it like a speed bag while putting him in a vacuum.

by cookbook May 13, 2014

Speed Boat

The act of "buzzing" ones lips, imitating the sound of a speed boat. Then applying the vibration of the lips or "engine" to the grundle.

Jerry was tickled when Denise perform a speedboat while he lounged in his Lazy Boy recliner.

by T-Hype July 06, 2005

Gravy Boat

When you have diarrhea and make a sweet stew of gravy, and there is somehow a lone turd floating around exploring the bowl like Christopher Columbus upon the Santa Maria.

After taco bell last night I had a gravy boat the size of a jimmy dean's sausage.

by Tom Selleck February 02, 2017

Boat Show

When you commit to attend an event (such as a party or work function) then opt out of your commitment for a very weak or inexcusably lame reason.

A generic description used when you do not know where a person is at that current moment.

Example: "I told my friend Sarah that I would go with her to trim her dog's toenails, but then I boat showed her. That bitch was crazy to ever think I would help her do that. Sheesh."

Example: "The babysitter boat showed us tonight."

Example: "Is the IT guy around? I really need him to look at my laptop computer which died again."

"I think the IT guy is at a boat show."

by HoneyBoatShow February 12, 2013