by Aljob8spoofard January 26, 2021

by Hannah1834 December 9, 2016

by SPrice1980 June 29, 2023

John: Did you hear Dave got an urban hot tub.
James: How much did that cost him?
John: bout six dollars.
James: How much did that cost him?
John: bout six dollars.
by campsell$ March 6, 2011

(Also known as a Flart) when you fart in the bathtub & a little bit of water gets in your ass. You then get out of the tub & fart in such a way it sounds like a mother-in-law spitty kiss.
"Phumpt, tub fart, mother-in-law's kiss
"Phumpt, tub fart, mother-in-law's kiss
by JohnnySynn January 13, 2023

by Royal.Leah September 2, 2021

Porcelain Tub. The rarest of all female asses that utterly confuses men of all races and religions. Like a porcelain tub it is very large, very hard, and very smooth. It is also known for its ability to stand up to a lot of abuse (durable) and retain heat similar to a porcelain tub. Female porcelain tubs have been known to induce psychosis especially in african-american or latino men.
Ohhh shiiitttt. Look at that fat ass! Hold up --- that shits not jiggling for shit. That girl got a porcelain tub!
by MONTY1975 April 16, 2017
