duck shower

Going in the shower and splashing water on oneself for a quick clean like a duck. Shampoo and soap is optional but the shower must be below 2 minutes.

"I just took a duck shower."
"A what?"
"You know... A shower that was really quick in like 2 minutes. Like a duck."

by Drycolt April 14, 2014

Pat Shower

A Pat (pits, ass, and taint) shower is a quick and refreshing shower in which you jump in the shower just to wash your pits, ass, and taint because the lack of time for a full shower.

Hold on dude, let me take a quick pat shower before we head out to the bar.

by Laverne&Shirley October 16, 2008

Shower noodles

When you have to defecate in the shower so you put your butthole against the drain and poop through it like a playdoh extruder.

In the middle of my shower I really needed to poop so I just made shower noodles.

by IpNyurButt December 19, 2020

Shower Carrots

carrots that you eat in the shower because they taste yummier than your average carrots

"wow is that a carrot, I'm going to save that for my shower"
"wow, that shower carrot was yummier"
'I'm going to have my shower carrots now"

by heyoyoyoyo June 15, 2018

jack shower

When you jerk off in the shower

I think he's taking a jack shower he's been in there for a while

by #4Choclvr September 16, 2017

red shower

When someone cut their wrists (and optionally, their throat) before backflipping off the roof, hence creating a red shower for everyone standing below.

Did you visit Sam's red shower yesterday?
Yes lmao it was quite refreshing in this hot weather

by satan is my sugar daddy April 9, 2021

jew shower

The act of cupping a fart in your hand and forcefully holding over another persons mouth and nose.

Tommy Jew showered me earlier and I thought I was going to blackout.

by Caucasian Asian October 13, 2015