by sussssssy baka November 20, 2021

Someone with stomach issues who goes swimming in a pool and, after being startled or moving in the wrong direction, blows a cloud of diarrhea into the water. This is usually followed by a hasty retreat from the scene.
The pool bar was closed for the rest of the afternoon after some drunk chick pulled a squid after lunch.
by JimboG April 10, 2019

Some random kid who stole Ink!sans' nickname because their deadname sucks
They're a fukin nerd, please make them stop
They're a fukin nerd, please make them stop
by Obsessive child March 30, 2021

Biologists still do not fully understand the mechanics of squid aeronautics, but based on accumulating anecdotal and photographic evidence, they have no doubt that the phenomenon is real and widespread. "Flying is not at all unusual in several families of squid," says Michael Vecchione, a squid expert at the Smithsonian Institution. In particular, the families Ommastrephidae and Onychoteuthidae are known for their loftiness. "It's not uncommon to find squid on the deck of the ship in the morning," Vecchione adds. Many squid remain in the dark depths during the day to avoid predators, Vecchione explains, but when they venture into shallower waters at night to feed they are liable to jump out of the water in a panic and onto a boat.
These morning-after encounters are not infrequent, but catching a squid in the act of flight is still quite a feat. "It just happens so fast," Maciá says. "You really have to be in the right place in the right time."
by PineappleJuice March 27, 2015

by KawiKaze November 20, 2021

I should never have fallen for the hype because I was disappointed when I watched the whole squid game series
by UltimateDoge November 22, 2022

by sigbjornfjord March 20, 2019
