phantom reading

When you’ve read an entire book but can’t remember a single thing that it said.
In school I was phantom reading.
by Kanonymous123 March 18, 2018
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Reading schools

A ghetto school filled with ghetto people having ghetto fights and ghetto language.

Rachet skanks, poor school. Rude teachers And students!
They have no respect for nothing, they probably go to one of the reading schools.
by Black bitch 360 December 05, 2021
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reading school

a school in reading that looks like a castle with a bunch of asian kids in it
I attend reading school
by iHateFurry October 22, 2023
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aud-read

Listening or listened to an audiobook
I did not read the latest Harry Potter book, but I did aud-read it.
by pennycrypt December 30, 2022
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read up on it

What you may literally hafta do if you wanna learn Chinese --- some of their text is arranged in a vertical column that hasta be scanned from the bottom to the top in order to decipher it. Makes ya wonder how the Chinese don't get sore necks from all dat bobble-headed noddin' they do whenever they sit down to read da mornin' paper.
Learning how to make sense of all that fancy vertical signage in Chinatown is fairly simple --- just read up on it.
by QuacksO March 04, 2018
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Don't read me

Don't read me. No. stop. stop. STOP. I SAID STHAP IT. WHAT DID I TELL YOU. WHY ARE YOU STILL READING ME!??! HUH?!??! WHY!!?!?!?! STOP IT. fine. this is going to be the last sentence you will read from me. ............... WHY TF ARE YOU STILL READING ME. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

FINE. READ. KEEP ON READING. I like it when you read. Ha! c'mon, keep on reading. yeah. You're still reading. wahoooo.

PLEAAAAAASE. You can read me tomorrow. But not today pls. please. PLEAASE. Pweaty pwease? pwease?? with cherry on top? With sugar? WITH COCONUT FLAKES?!?!?!?!?! NO??? GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
why are you reading me? Don't read me. Read the top.
by DiamondPro408584 February 24, 2021
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reading and talking

Slang for having sex. Used when you don't want others to know about what you were doing, or if you are suspected of having sex or cheating.
Larry: You guys were having sex!
Stacy: No! We were just reading and talking!
by Evilogin October 12, 2020
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