toilet whisperer

A toilet whisperer is a person that can clean the poop out of a gas station bathroom in under 3 seconds

I can handle it, I am the toilet whisperer.

by toilet_eater September 24, 2020

The Biden Whisper

And now Jordan is even doing the Biden whisper! What the actual fuck? You know this is not good for you, right?

Hym “Jesus Christ you’re doing the Biden whisper now!? 🤦 ♂️ See that? The parties are merging. The more the asymmetry is lessened the more they become the same. It’s the exact same thing. THEY ARE THE SAME! That’s what you dumb motherfuckers don’t seem to understand. Do you’re really think they are 2 opposing sides? Constantly fighting for power? WRONG! That’s wrong! It’s the same goddamn thing. That’s why Dr. Don’t Worry Darling is so intent on “The right having their role of defending the hierarchies that keep them in power (that tilt towards tyranny and in spite of their general incompetence) and the left has to speak for people who can speak for themselves (but shouldn’t be taken seriously because they don’t have credentials) and pretend to give a shit about the working class (even though Jordan doesn’t believe they actually care and he’s also projecting because HE ALSO doesn’t care and is a charlatan).

THE SAME. 1 party. ONE! Uno! Ichi! The same goddamn thing on both sides. They do the exact same shit (sometimes in reverse). They aren’t good people because being “good people” to them is taking care of “the smallest viable human unit” THIER family. And you’ll NEVER get yours if it means they’ll lose theirs. And it ALWAYS means they’ll lose theirs because THAT’S HOW FINITE UNITS OF NUMBERS WORK. For them to have, you must have not. What is the statistical likelihood that the son or daughter of whatever business that exists is the most competent person for the job? Well? You’re a statistician aren’t you? What is the likelihood? Is it higher or lower than the likelihood that a cabinet comprised of 50/50 men and women are all the most competent people for the job? LOWER! The answer is LOWER. But if you ask Dr. DemandsRespect he’ll probably say “Well I don’t know I’m not a statistician right now! Right now I’m a pastry chef!” It’s a joke. A whole ass joke. The Biden Whisper? Come on man!”

by Hym Iam November 29, 2022

Chilli Whisper

To perform felatio/cunnilingus having just eaten spicy food (whether or not intentionally)

I'd heard she had a great mouth, but I didn't expect a chilli whisper!
I told him to draw the alphabet, but it turned into a chilli whisper :(

by CochinCoochie September 9, 2025

Italian Whisperer

An old Italian woman who whispers loudly, so that everyone can hear her and in turn, embarrasses herself and everyone around her

Everyone heard my what my mom was saying because she is an Italian Whisperer

by anonymous August 3, 2023

Whispering the dog

The physical act of love making.

I'd rather be whispering the dog with her.

by SB51 September 22, 2021

Gay Whispers

It’s like whisper down the chain but for people within LGBTQ+. If your girlfriend says she hears them, you might be gay, or she’s crazy.

Girlfriend: The gay whispers told me about this show
Boyfriend: The gay whispers?
Gay whispers: *whisper, whisper whisper* gAy wHisPErS *wisper, wisper*

by Love yo self November 29, 2025

Whispering Eye

Another term for a womans vagina...(Cunt, Pussy, Whispering eye...)

From the movie Role Models.

Baby, get back together with me. I miss your whispering eye.

by Nathan Wall March 31, 2009