whale hoe

Woman that is ridiculously over-weight.

Did you see Mrs. Johnson's quadrupil chin? What a whale hoe.

by Zachery Kenneth R February 27, 2008

whale's kiss

When a football player catches a kickoff in the endzone, starts to return the ball (crossing the goal line), then changes his mind and returns to the endzone (and is either tackled or takes a knee).

A Penn State player received the kickoff from Ohio State (who just scored a touchdown), and the play resulted in a whale's kiss.

by JasonCam July 23, 2008

beer whale

One who consumes massive quantities of beer without getting drunk

My boy Ron-J is quite the beer whale.

by drez January 26, 2005

whale tail

The enormous rear spoiler found on some classic Porsche 911 race cars.

That '74 Carrera RSR has a badass whale tail.

by Bundo September 14, 2005

Fudgie the Whale

1. While on a hogging spree, forcing your pig to eat your dirty ass. Yelling "Fudgie the Whale!" during the act and not wiping your ass beforehand is an important part of this heinous act and is considered a must by the purists.

2. Fudgie the Whale is a type of ice cream cake produced and sold by a popular northeast ice cream franchise store known for its ice cream cakes and other products such as the Cookie Puss.

Sully: Hey Quinn, want to go hogging tonight?

Quinn: Yeah....I am going to give her a Fudgie the Whale.

Sully: Good idea, fat chicks like ice cream

Quinn: No dumbass, she's going to eat my ass. Remind me to take a shit before we leave the bar.

by Senor Cheech December 6, 2011

White Whaling

A sexual act wherein a large female is first of all "beached" by pushing her onto the floor and then subsequently is either pissed on (AKA Yellow whaling). More commonly the male finds a suitable orifice to fill with semen and strikes the female in such a way that the semen is ejected resembling a "blowhole".

Yo Mon, that bird last night sucked my pipe then I engaged in white whaling with her!!! rofl

by jamboco September 28, 2011

wet whale

a type of dildo invented by a group of school pupils on a trip 2 london
other dildos also known as furry ferret and slimy snake

"for pleasure i like to use a wet whale"

by ehh August 12, 2004