wetchup

The nasty water that comes out of the ketchup bottle before the ketchup actually comes out.

As soon as I opened the bottle of ketchup to pour it out, the wetchup came out first and made me not want to eat my burger anymore.

by Zach Brendahl January 6, 2008

the watcher

its a third uknown party whom always has their watchfull eye upon the other partys.... stays in the background but always knows whats going on! otherwise known as 'THE SAMMY WATCHER'

betty: whos that over ther, in the shodows?
clint:oh its probably just the watcher
jerry: oh no you didn't, you mean sammy watcher?

by steven morriss November 5, 2007

Whale Watcher

One who enjoys seeing girls in low-rise jeans with the top of her thong showing along the small of her back.

You know it seems like only a few of these people can actually speak eng..... Whoah! Check out the whale tail on that chick! That didn't happen on accident.

You're a hopeless whale watcher!

by Odus T Brown May 13, 2009

cock watcher

A guy who always stares at other people at the gym like he wants to fight them and/or molest them.

Dude, I can't even work out right now because I have about 6 cock watchers staring me down.

by Alfanooooooo June 10, 2010

binge watching blues

when you binge watch a show and can't wait to finish it but when you does you feel like complete shit

I finally finished binge watching that show but know I have the binge watching blues.

by mogar22600 April 18, 2015

San Luis Wrist Watch

To ejaculate upon your wrist and proceed to show someone your fancy new "watch". This idea was conceived in an Avila Beach bar, which resides within the county of San Luis Obispo.

Example 1: Can you look at my watch and tell me what time it is?

Example 2: While walking out of the bathroom at the bar, "Oh no, these girls already have watches on!" (True story).

Example 3: Gonna give my girlfriend a San Luis Wrist Watch surprise when I get off work tonight.

by Dirty Rotten Rob December 17, 2011

log watcher

One who has fecalphelia or an obsession watching someone deficate upon a glass coffee table while lying underneath and stroking their meat or rubbing their clitoris. Generally found in German Scheitza videos.

By typing in scat in Kazaa, you can usually find some pretty good log watcher movies.

by J-dog August 21, 2003