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Weenie

A penis that can be eaten and swallowed
Hey becka can you eat my weenie
by Dr.DoogleWIENRE November 16, 2021
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5 Weenies

A derogatory term used by psychotic 5 year olds to describe a certain burnt noodle with an insecurity of being called Colgate toothpaste and Lady Gaga.

This certain crispy noodle is quite serene, and was manufactured from a flaming ball of shit and an innocent ice cube. this unfortunate pairing took multiple tries for the perfect "Half and Half", and the ice cube eventually went berserk and tried to Eraser Head the shit out of this poor little noodle.

Shoto Todoroki. the man, the myth, the fictional character you simp for.
Person #1: "oh hey it's Thursday I thought it was Monday oops."

Weeb #1: *whispers* "IcyThottt"

Person #1: "wait huh?"

Weeb #1: " ah! it's IcyThot on Thursdays!!"

Person #1: "I no comprendo."

Weeb #1: "baka baka baka baka baka baka baka! NANI?? ara ara~ oi, Oi, OI!!!" *RrRrUuFfFfF* *BaRk* *bARk* *GrrRRrRrRRrRrRrr* *ArOoOoOOooO~*

Person #1: "what are you? a fuckin' weenie dog? or just a furry? I still don't understand"

Weeb #1: "exactly. I made 5 dog noises. what do you call a quintuple of Weiner dogs??

Person #1: "uhh ummm 5 Weenies I guess?"

Weeb #1: " you are my god I bow down to you now"

Person #1: " where was this conversation going?"
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fuck weenie

Noun, Adj: Describing a rude or arrogant troll. Or being the rude or arrogant troll.
Adj
1: "Gosh Jeremy is acting like such a fuck weenie!"
Noun
1: DONT BE A FUCK WEENIE YOU TROLLS
by BlondieGingerSnap March 5, 2017
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Weenie

A small, courgette-shaped penis that doesn’t fulfill women.
William has a weenie. It’s small.
by Thebigbeastqueefs December 17, 2020
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Peenie Weenie

When you give your vice principal a grotesque, orange, smexy, badly drawn, dick pic
Vise Principal: this is a very inaccurate picture of a Peenie Weenie
by Billiam wonks william February 1, 2022
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Weenie patty

A burger made with hotdogs instead of burger meat
by Spongybob September 4, 2021
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Eeny Weeny

A way to describe your dick.
Person 1: “is that your dick? It’s so Eeny Weeny! You need some fuckin’ tweezers to put that little thing away?”
Person 2: “It’s not that small..”
by Ily DemiDevil November 22, 2021
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