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John Wayne Toilet Paper

Toilet Paper that is very nasty and rough and does not take shit off anyone. Usually this toilet paper is found in portable toilets.
Why does my office restroom always seem to have John Wayne Toilet Paper?
by Genuine April 26, 2005
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waysessed

to be obsessed with the Way brothers (gerard and mikey) from the popular band My Chemical Romance
friend: omg, i'm so waysessed!
other friend: i know! they're so hot! did u hear the new song?
friend: it's awesome!
by LookAliveSunshine June 29, 2011
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Wayne

1. Someone who makes deals, breaks them, and then steals from you. ~T~

2. Someone of Mexican decent - who also steals. ~R~
You stole my iPod; you are such a Wayne.
by TomRich August 3, 2010
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lil wayne

The GREATEST rapper to walk the earth.
"I got summer hatin on me cause I'm hotter than the sun. Spring hatin on me cause I aint never sprung. Winter hatin on me cause I'm colder than yall. And I will never, I will never, I will never fall."-Weezy
"I come through the hood in the suicide doors. I used to ride thro the hood on the handle bars, gat in ma drawas. Money in ma pocket, crack in ma jaws. I hope it dont disolve." -Lil Wayne
by Chase Ray March 16, 2009
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Wayne Rooney

hes big n scouse, not from far away,
hes jus as good as yer man pele,
he gets the ball; he puts her away,
he goes by the name of wayne rooney!

wanye rooney, wayne rooney, he goes by d name of wayne rooney!

best player that day at wembely,
unluky for us they took d cup away,
but in the league we kept them at bay,
a champion was wayne rooney!

wanye rooney, wayne rooney, a champion was wayne rooney!

we won it 6 times is wah the scoucers called,
but in the end they won sweet fuck all,
most of them are still on the dole,
even worse for them was inzaghis goal!

inzaghis goal, inzaghis goal, worse for them was inzaghis goal!
Future Terrace song about wayne rooney, formor everton player now man utd hero!

hes big n scouse, not from far away,
hes jus as good as yer man pele,
he gets the ball; he puts her away,
he goes by the name of wayne rooney! ...
by scouse hater August 1, 2007
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marshall wayne garland

Marshall to drunk girl: "and do I look like a married man?"
Drunk girl with panties showing: "Yeah, you look like the married guy"
by dr scott March 4, 2004
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John Waynism

The predilection for masturbating into a full hot water bottle. At the crucial moment of ejaculation, an involuntary spasm overcomes our protagonist, leading to a back-ejaculation (or ebaculation, if you will) of the hot-water bottle's contents onto that most sensitive of areas.

The result: walking like John Wayne.
"Don't worry," the orthopaedic surgeon said to Peter's mother, kindly. "There's nothing wrong with his legs. It's just a particularly vigorous case of adolescent John Waynism."
by GrrB August 24, 2009
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