Angry walrus

When you're getting head and about to cum so you shove her head down unexpectedly so that cum shoots out her nostrils making her look like a angry walrus.

I gave Gabby a angry walrus last night and she made me sleep on the couch

by Sickplumb September 18, 2019

Puffin Walks

An online book, posted on wattpad, made by Verel Cory (@sevenpost) who is actually relatable. The book features absurdity and her inner feelings, even though she doesn't want to admit it. Verel also doesn't want to admit that she (accidentally) made it into a TED talk.

Person 1: "Puffin Walks is like my cup of coffee in the morning. Full bullshit but sometimes leaves tea leaves about my future."
Person 2: "That doesn't make sense."
Person: "Just like Puffin Walks."

by Leave My Door December 1, 2019

Epic walrus

A man who is loved and hated by the community he was bitten by a radioactive walrus and now is the youtube epic walrus some teacher love him while others don’t he is a simple man but not a simp man he loves gaming and memes his YouTube channel is dormant and he loves his homies except for texkz he can go and die he will stop at nothing to beat the boss get the girl or cockslap the homies his best friends or the boiz are 6ishop Kevin and your mom

Texkz : your garbage talk to me when you have 100 subs

Everyone : stfu texkz that’s why no one like you

6ishop: that’s why your clips suck

Acid : ha ha loser l’s
Epic walrus : thanks guys I really love you

by Surlaw cipe March 16, 2020

To walrus

To lay lazily, preferably with friend(s); to snack hard or eat large quantities of food and binge watch shows, often while under the influence of herbs

Tay and I love to walrus all day; we can't stop eating snacks and we haven't moved from this couch in hours, we are walrusing hard, and the dog really needs a walk.

by PNWtater May 21, 2020

Anti-walkist

When you dont want to walk any longer or you dont like walking

Friend: you want to come on a walk
Me: im a anti-walkist

by J3nnyowensssss June 4, 2020

Blue Walrus

The female equivalent to blue balls.

Alex you better get on your girl, she's got major Blue Walrus going on. She's frisky as fuck and it's distracting me from my work.

by Bubbles69! August 20, 2020

The Walrus

When you put two straws up your nose and do two lines of cocaine for maximum efficiency.

“Yo, Kait was at the party Saturday blowing down and next thing we know she’s got a straw in each nostril doing The Walrus”
“That lady can party!”

by Technobri December 3, 2020