Blue Waffle

Something that you should never look up on google images (seriously tho, this isn't a joke. Don't make the same mistake that I did)

Person 1: "I love blue food. I think I'm going to look up pictures of blue waffles right now to feel satisfied."
Person 2: "Geez! You're such a dumbass. Never look up blue waffles. I haven't been able to even use google since my incident."

by K._a._t._i._e._ May 31, 2017

Belleville Waffle

Local term used for the occurrence of hatch marks that are placed on a person's bottom after a night of heavy drinking and chasing UFO's.

Anders gave Josh a Belleville Waffle right after he passed out. Booyah!

by Geoblack July 9, 2009

Cheese Waffled

To help a db realize what he is by somehow getting him in some in close contact with waffles covered in cheese sauce.

Dude penny is such a douche, he needs to be Cheese Waffled!

by Lanky Sketchster August 5, 2010

Waffle Fry

Also known as a boy who looks a waffle fry. Usually lasts only about 6 seconds in bed. Major fuckboy and usually is a virgin before you get to him. He will let you take his virginity and then never talk to you again. Watch out for these they are not tasty like the actually food, they are dangerous.

"Oh my god he reminds me of a waffle fry! He is a waffle fry, lets now refer to him as waffle fry."

by jdwbfhs0273 January 30, 2015

waffle hippie

A hippie who indulges themselves in a pile of waffles. You may find one at your local Waffle House bargaining the waitresses for waffles by the dozen. On rare occasions, the hippie will smoke a bowl then consume very large quantities of waffles thereafter.

A waffle hippie walks into Waffle House and orders large quantities of waffles.

by iTim2012 November 30, 2009

Wank Waffle

Everyone has or knows a Wank Waffle in there local street/neighbourhood or work place and pub etc..Its a term for someone who likes to think of themselves as a "know it all" and anything you have done they have always done it but much better..The term Wank waffle can also be used for someone who talks absolute bullshit 24/7 and they also like to think they know about everything and everyone..The term can be used for a person who likes to make up lies about others and also likes to stir shit about others..Another words a bullshiter..Im sure you all know someone that fits this term...

This guy is a Wank waffle. He thinks he knows everything.

by Dolphin shaver January 25, 2010

Waffle Hizzy

A bastardization of the "waffle house" name.

"All my crew work at the Waffle Hizzy."

by Beck May 3, 2003