chilli whip

The taking of ones penis and slapping it against the cheek of their partner's ass immediately following anal sex.

After I pulled out I gave her the chilli whip to remind her who was in charge.

by j diddy September 22, 2003

Dick Whipped

The female version of "pussy whipped." When the dick is so good.. that when laid out by the goodness.. you lose all track of time and thought.

Girl 1: ive been misreading IMS all noght

Girl 2:Too much sex? XD~

Girl 1: LMAO I WAS JUST ABOUT 2 SAY THAT!! Ive been dick whipped.

by Lexyione February 27, 2011

whipped

A person who is totally dominated by his girlfriend to the point of being distracted. See also pussywhipped.

Tony Romo is totally whipped by Jessica Simpson.

by Piranha January 15, 2008

Pussy- whipped

1. When the woman has the control in a relationship
2. When the male waits on hand and foot for his gurl
3. When the make is afraid of his woman
4. The sex is real good when the woman's in control of it

1. Dat's right I got my man pussy- whipped in no time.
2. Man, I'm so pussy-whipped that i'm going broke.
3. Friend: "Aye dawg you wanna go to da strip tonight?"
Man: "Naw i gotta be home with Queen by ten."
Friend: "Man......She got you pussy-whipped dawg."
4. At night I make sure i got my man pussy-whipped to the point he says my name.

by Ms queenbee April 21, 2006

whipits

CO2 HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHIPITS. Whip-its are nitrous oxide canisters. To use whipits you take a breaker(which breaks the canister seal) and fill a ballon with one, two, or however many. The more you take at once the more messed up you get.

"Ohhh goodness", I took a whip-it and now I can't feel my face, lips, or my feet.(p.s. My friends and I are doing whip-its right now)

by Big_D, Skinny, and Wicked October 10, 2003

NPR Rush Whiplash

The sense of absolute confusion that one feels when flipping the radio dial from National Public Radio directly to the Rush Limbaugh or any other right wing radio show. This has been known to cause liberals to feverishly vote for Barbra Streisand for every elected office on their ballots. In their delirium and panic in this condition, conservatives tend to vote for Sarah Palin's youngest child Trig. The ailment is easily treated by a steady diet of smooth jazz.

"I don't know what to do. I want to be fair about immigration but I am really concerned about illegal Lithuanians getting access to our health care system."

"You've been listening to NPR and Rush again, haven't you?"

"Yeah I think I have NPR Rush Whiplash."

by Cirdellin January 7, 2010

fair crack of the whip

Australian colonial term meaning to give someone a fair chance or cut them a break.

Probably derived from when the original convict Australians were whipped with a "cat o nine tail" for any old indiscretion whether deserved or not...

Woman: Get out of my bed!
Man: Why?
Woman: Because you are not performing to my expectations softy!
Man: Fair crack of the whip! I'm drunk! ....Mumble mumble... Crazy Sheila.....

by Pertinentsnsuch February 14, 2014