Spice Weasel

A betting term for poker which reffurs to betting insane amounts with little to no chance of winning. Thought it up from the whole Futurama Alkizar's "crankin it up a notch with the spice weasel!" its a good term cos its for those "All or nothing" Attempts

Spice weaselin' my Opponent Hard
Crankin this game up with the ol' "Spice Weasel"

by Danny G and Paulie Majt February 12, 2008

The Weasel King

Alex Drazdowski.

I am the Weasel King... weeooohhhh!!!

by The S Diddy November 23, 2003

Crap Weasels!

An expression of displeasure. Something you could substitute for Oh shit!, if there are chitlens present.

Franny: 'Hey Zoey I just found you ipod-guess where it was?'
Zoey: 'Where?'
Franny: 'In the toilet....'
Zoey:'Crap Weasels!'
Chitlen: hahaha aunt Zoey just said crap weasels!

by Incandescent_2 September 04, 2006

holly fuck weasels

Pious rodents who copulate with alarming abandon upon one's soul.

holly fuck weasels my car has been towed.

by dirtyjack83 February 07, 2014

Intestinal Shit Weasel

the lowest form of humanity, a bottom-feeder, a loser, a person with no morals or scruples

that used car salesman lied to me an tried to rip me off..he is an intestinal shit weasel

by bruce21b August 23, 2012

Slimy little weasel

Someone who tries to screw or cheat you, usually out of money or assets, often acting friendly and pleasant in an insincere way.

You think you can screw me you slimy little weasel?!

by de-pube August 06, 2021

Weasel Stomping Day

Day for use of large hiking or construction boots and viking helmets, running around stomping weasels, and spreading mayonaisse on the front lawn. Originally featured in 'Robot Chicken'. Do a damn youtube search.

"Aye chap, do you have your boots for Weasel Stomping Day?"

by Kayla Salmon December 14, 2008