unicorn parade

A group of people unaware that they are retarded.

The school's frolf team is a real unicorn parade

by Chief Maizholington September 05, 2015

unicorn snuggle

To spoon when the man has a boner

I wanna unicorn snuggle you girl.

by Jtheanimal36 September 27, 2017

highway unicorn

a codeword for "Esther Curtis". the 1800's prostitute was a lioness that devoured her young, so when someone calls you a highway unicorn you should take that as a compliment because you are an Esther Curtis.

e.g highway unicorn is good at that
i like highway unicorn
HIGHWAY UNICORN PLAY WITH ME

by SMS (BANGERZ) September 11, 2013

Unicorn tears

Tears of a unicorn. The magical healing powers of Unicorn tears can be seen a something exclusive and unique. Unicorn tears processed in skincare or makeup wil make you look younger, make you sparkle and make you look beautiful. If you drink Unicorn tears your health wil be better but a drinker of unicorn tears can be seen as someone cruel like if the unicorn was hurt to make it cry and you drink it's tears because you're so mean.

-Oh she's such a bitch she drinks Unicorn tears for breakfast.
-OMG this lipstick is so shiny and beautiful it contains Unicorn tears.

by NOVA-CAISEY November 09, 2017

Unicorn horn

When a woman covers a man's entire penis with cum during sex so that his hard shaft appears shiny and slick

"She was so wet, she gave me a unicorn horn."

by The Lady A April 25, 2017

unicorn treatment

When you stick a sticklike object up someone’s ass and fuck them

Oh yeah give me the unicorn treatment

by The only pug July 17, 2021

Jism Unicorn

Hairstyle, mostly on men. Related to the mall claw, but on a male. The front of the hairline is pointed up in a unicornian style. The overuse of hair product adds to to the jismy quality.

Bill spends hours on his jism unicorn, but it looks ridiculous on him...

by Capturedbyrobots January 06, 2012