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Ultimate shady fade

To tell your boss on a job that you have a medical emergency and you have to leave for the day,But really quit the job and take another job without giving notice or letting anyone know that you’re not coming back.
Jack was sick of Not being appreciated and treated like shit by the contractor he was working for, so he did the “ultimate shady fade” and drug-up to a better job.
by JACK CHAIN November 14, 2023
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ultimate job

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob hand job assjob and footjob.
I came so hard last night. Watched a video of a nigga having an ultimate job.
by the sexual definition guy August 11, 2017
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The Ultimate Takedown

The Ultimate Takedown, is an wrestling move, usually used as a last resort . It involves standing on a piece of furniture

shouting that you will do the ultimate takedown, before jumping on the intended target from the piece of furniture, usually resulting in a comedic situation.
That idiot just tried The Ultimate Takedown on me!
by xexonem February 4, 2023
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A nigga who's niggardry is so powerful that not even Uncle Ruckus can exorcise the nigganess out of said nigga.
The vile nigga in question holds such malice and pure hatred, that if you were to oppose the nigga he would go out of his way to fuck up your whole bloodline’s lives for generations a thousand fold. There is no whip too long nor belt too firm that can beat the ghoulish amount of nigganess out of the nigga. The only thing strong enough to un-ultramegasuperultimatekookoocrazyballisticniggify the nigga who has fell nictim (nigga victim) to such an absurd amount of niggardry is to force the nigga gorge upon a mountain of bland ass mashed potato, so that the inner white person inside the abhorrent nigga’s soul may break free, and put an end to such niggarous tyranny.
BREAKING NEWS: THE ULTRA MEGA SUPER ULTIMATE KOOKOO CRAZY BALLISTIC NIGGA HAS BROKEN FREE FROM HIS CELL!
EVERYBODY GET TO STEPPIN OR WERE ALL FUCKED”

Nigga 1: SHIT NIGGA WERE DOOMED”

Nigga 2: “GET THE FUCK IN THE CAR BEFORE HE GETS HERE”

Ultra Mega Super Ultimate KooKoo Crazy Ballistic Nigga: *sitting in the backseat of they car whilst bashing to fortnite feet*
by Fagneto December 9, 2024
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Ultimate Mongoli

A debate as old as time between Mutaz and Aws to see who is more mongoli, an answer that even the troops could not reach as it remains inconclusive yet the battle rages on.
Abed is mongoli af, but he will never be the “Ultimate Mongoli” .
by Fursan Al Leil August 29, 2023
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Ultimate Deadly Sin

When you talk to a girl you really like and want to marry, and you treat her so good, do everything for her and make her dreams come true and do everything right, and she starts to get horny, and she gets so horny that she will go have sex with another guy who didn't do nothing for her at all. most of the time these be celebrity females and the guys be normal people not famous yet, its so heart breaking and kills the guy so much because he wants to be with her so bad that ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL WHO SEES ALL , AND KNOWS ALL, Even private thoughts. punishes them the worst way possible, even worst than hell being set on fire for all eternity.
by Demegasus Solstice April 3, 2022
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