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Not feeling the unicorn.

General unhappiness. A feeling that something is not quite right.
"I don't know what's wrong with me today. I'm totally not feeling the unicorn."
by Much ado December 2, 2016
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unicorn puncher

One who keeps arrogant creatures from boasting about themselves.

A way to prevent false promises.
Oh, you make 100k a year, well I punch unicorns in the face. I am the unicorn puncher.
by Unicornpuncher December 19, 2016
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Emo Unicorn

Anyone who can talk about depressing topics with a happy-go-lucky disposition
Their are nice to hang around as they can and will make you feel great on a bad day;
Often dresses like a goth, but not always
Usually artsy
Has one really weird quirk which is their source of their optimistic nihilistic view on life
by Aia Laau November 2, 2018
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Unicorn giggles

A mildy inappropriatene term for Sinclair’s minesqule Dick
Paige told kodie about the unicorn giggles she sucked last night
by Bootykicker.com January 6, 2018
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unicorn giggles

So my guys got some unicorn giggles in his pants
by Bootykicker.com January 6, 2018
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unicorn snuggle

To spoon when the man has a boner
by Jtheanimal36 September 29, 2017
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Unicorn horn

When a woman covers a man's entire penis with cum during sex so that his hard shaft appears shiny and slick
"She was so wet, she gave me a unicorn horn."
by The Lady A April 25, 2017
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