Not feeling the unicorn.

General unhappiness. A feeling that something is not quite right.

"I don't know what's wrong with me today. I'm totally not feeling the unicorn."

by Much ado December 2, 2016

unicorn puncher

One who keeps arrogant creatures from boasting about themselves.

A way to prevent false promises.

Oh, you make 100k a year, well I punch unicorns in the face. I am the unicorn puncher.

by Unicornpuncher December 19, 2016

Emo Unicorn

Anyone who can talk about depressing topics with a happy-go-lucky disposition
Their are nice to hang around as they can and will make you feel great on a bad day;
Often dresses like a goth, but not always
Usually artsy
Has one really weird quirk which is their source of their optimistic nihilistic view on life

All my friends are Emo Unicorns.

by Aia Laau November 2, 2018

Unicorn giggles

A mildy inappropriatene term for Sinclair’s minesqule Dick

Paige told kodie about the unicorn giggles she sucked last night

by Bootykicker.com January 6, 2018

unicorn giggles

A minuscule hairy penis of a fuck buddy

So my guys got some unicorn giggles in his pants

by Bootykicker.com January 6, 2018

unicorn snuggle

To spoon when the man has a boner

I wanna unicorn snuggle you girl.

by Jtheanimal36 September 29, 2017

Unicorn horn

When a woman covers a man's entire penis with cum during sex so that his hard shaft appears shiny and slick

"She was so wet, she gave me a unicorn horn."

by The Lady A April 25, 2017