box tv

big breasted men

"that guy has a huge box tv."

by box tv man January 18, 2017

TV

short for television

I'm watching TV

by JulianDB January 21, 2017

Brain TV

The hallucinations/visions you get when trying to get to sleep after taking MDMA e.g. thinking you are somewhere else, talking to someone else or getting imaginary texts on your phone

Dropped 3 pills last night, couldn't sleep for ages the brain tv was a madness

by IOBEPARG January 19, 2020

TV no Television

TV stands for "the vibe" and no television is to reiterate the fact that TV stands for the vibe and not television.

Person 1: My life a movie bruv

Person 2: TV no television

by oneguytrain June 12, 2020

Immortalgaming TV

A socialy awkward person with no life

The youtuber Immortalgaming TV is a wreck

by Immortalgaming TV July 26, 2020

Cholera TV

The original method of motionless picture film invented in 1668. But these early TV's were not without drawbacks, being initially named the "poop soup killer" as when the Cholera TV first came out people were so shocked they literally shit themselves to death en masse. The people left behind were so preoccupied with their motionless picture Cholera TV's they hardly had time to dig mass graves for their friends and comrades.

The random nature of Cholera TV poisoning is also where the phrase "shit out of luck" came from.

Here is an example of a cholera TV in use in dungeons and dragons:
Cholera TV: infect target host with 2d6 visual damage per round to bowels/anus until dead or cleansed

"ever since these new Cholera TV's came out, people been shitting themselves over them"

by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2020

Reality-TV-Ache

A head ache which occurs after watching too many hours of reality television.

Person one: What's up, bro?

Person two: I watched too much Jersey Shore, now I have a reality-TV-ache.

Person one: I hate those!

by PurpleHampster November 27, 2012