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Turkish Breast

Turkish Breast aka Turkish Beast, Sikik, Bill, Hayvan is a troubled being.
While addicted to the game Vampires Dark Rising , Breaking Bad , the gym and Palringo , his life isn't easy.

Loves his explicit xxx folder which includes Thai Ladyboys, and is known to demand nudes from any female being he meets. Prefers Brits over everything. Yet also wants to fuck the blonde Porn Star Mia Malvoka. While his lust for power is insatiable, Sikik loves to kick Death Dealers out of every room he's in. Goes into "Beast Mode" if something doesn't happen after his will. Wanna annoy him? Praise Erdogan and tell him how awesome Turkey is. (it's Thanksgiving after all)

Common quotes are:

"Gimme my fucking power"

"I wish i could be a british citizen and get the fuck out of this Fucking country"

"I need to sleep for testosterone producing"
Wanna eat some Turkish Breast?
Oh yeah I'd love to.
by đarƙy October 10, 2016
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Turkmen

Turkmen or Turkoman or Turkman may refer to:
* Turkmenistan, in Central Asia (referring to something of, from, or related to that country)
* Turkmen language, the national language of Turkmenistan
* Formerly the Turkmen Soviet Socialist Republic, when a constituent republic of the Soviet Union.

* Ethnic Turkmens fall into two distinct groups; confusingly, both of these are sometimes called both "Turkmen" and "Turcoman/men". Both are part of the wider grouping of Oghuz Turks. Oghuz Turks, a large branch of Turkic peoples, historically Muslim nomadic Oghuz Turks (in the 10th–18th centuries)

* Eastern or Central Asian/Iranian group:

--Turkmens, a Turkic people located primarily in Central Asia, in Turkmenistan, Iran, Afghanistan, Northern Pakistan, and in the North Caucasus
-- Iranian Turkmen, an ethnic minority of Oghuz Turkish descent living in Iran

* Western group
-- Iraqi Turkmen, an ethnic minority living in northern Iraq
-- Syrian Turkmen, an ethnic minority of Oghuz Turkish descent living in Syria
-- Yörüks, a semi-nomadic group in Anatolia often referred to as Turkmen in Turkey
-- Karapapaks or Terekeme, an ethnic minority living in Turkey, Iran and the South Caucasus
Turkmen, are people from Turkmenistan...
Iraqi Turkmen are being discriminated against by the Iraqi Kurdistan autonomous government.. Sad!
by Andy8Kahn January 26, 2017
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pr0n turkey

(n) An aficionado of pornography. One who constantly and compulsively procures and consumes pornography.
"Ever since he got broadband Mark has become an absolute pr0n turkey".
by Matthew Wallace December 13, 2008
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Bingham Turkey

when a girl is fingered with three fingers like a bowling ball and gets three orgasms
Boy 1 "Are they having sex back there."
Boys 2 "No I'm giving her a Bingham Turkey."
by yaitsmedumbass February 12, 2010
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Cambodian Turkey

A large snake, preferably a Python. Substituted for turkey on Thanksgiving when turkey is unavailable (or too expensive) but snakes are plentiful, as in when you're fighting a tired war on the Ho Chi Minh Trail in Cambodia, or bringing a dish to a Washington Thanksgiving potluck.
"I, uh... I brought a Cambodian Turkey."
"That smells delicious. What exactly is that?"
"It's a nineteen-foot python."
-Penny Arcade, November 24, 2010
by RegicidalManiac November 27, 2010
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chasing the crazy turkey

A sexual act involving two partners (the turkey and the dominator) in which one partner (the turkey) flaps their arms around and makes gobble sounds while the dominator chases them around the room attempting to place their scrotum upon their partner's chin/ neck area, simulating the look of a real turkey.
Michael chased Lindsay around the office, chasing the crazy turkey, while Ryan watched with amusement.
by LadNamedDave December 13, 2014
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Turkroaches

the inhabitence of Turkey
look Joe there are Turkroaches everywhere
by All of what i do are jokes November 26, 2021
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