turd bomb  

1. A bomb of turd
2. Large feces in a toilet
3. A person who is a slacker (and/or) an asshole

1. guy_1: Whoa! What's that in the sky? A turd bomb?
guy_2: Yes, a turd bomb!

2. guy_1: Who the hell left this turd bomb in the toilet?!

3. guy_1: Look at that turd bomb sitting on the bench...
guy_2: He cursed me out; he's an ass...turd bomb

turd bomb by iMilk=♥ January 17, 2009

Turd and seek 

When you defecate, and you wish to see what you have excreted, but your turd is nowhere to be seen - we say that it is playing 'turd and seek'

Man, yesterday I was putting out a huge one and was so excited to see what it was gonna look like, but it decided to play turd and seek with me!

Turd and seek by Ben7777777 March 14, 2011

turd peeker 

The turd peeker is similar to a turd burglar. The main difference however, is that while a turd burglar will actually try and open the stall you are in, the turd peeker will enter the bathroom and walk slowly along the row of stalls, peeking between the cracks at all who are shitting. Much like turd burgling, this activity leaves the shitter feeling violated and uneasy.

I was shitting in the mall bathroom the other day when suddenly a turd peeker walked up to the stall I was in and put his eye to the crack... I felt so violated.

turd peeker by Rossi June 14, 2007

Turd Cake 

A cake whitch is infact made out of turds, a favoured food of turd munchers.

Britney Spears: "mmmmm.... that turd cake sure was nutty Lindsay"

Lindsay Lohan: "Just the way I like it Britney"

Turd Cake by Matt Willy October 26, 2007

Turd fishing 

Turd fishing is when the water level in a toilet is very high; or a man's penis is recovering from a hard-on and is still semi-erect and the end of his penis is submerged like fishing bait. Much like fishing but in a toilet so therefore fishing for turds.

"Holy shit man those, toilets are insane I had a nibble from a foot long whopper because I was turd fishing for so long!"

Turd fishing by Grant_man February 12, 2009

turd bugular 

a portable toilet pumper,or plumber.based on the days of the outhouse (the cleaners would come in the night and take the contents of the house.)

honey call the turd bugular,the toilets clogged.

turd bugular by ralf May 17, 2004

Turd tugger

A man who likes sex involving anal and anal games e.g fisting. A term to describe a disliked person, generally a homosexual.

Man: Yo sis keep well away from that turd tugger.

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Man: Woah lads, seal your assholes, turd tuggers arrived!

Turd tugger by Addy Warbuck$ June 20, 2008