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playing the trumpet

To make out profusely with another hardcore.
I played the trumpet with your mom all last night.
by Shirty McSame March 6, 2003
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Fake Never-Trumper

A person who is against Donald Trump and doesn't vote for him, but refuses to vote for his Democratic opponent (who is the only other realistic option).
Despite being strongly against Trump and refusing to vote for him, the political commentator was a Fake Never-Trumper by not refusing to vote for the Democratic candidate.
by Utz2019 February 24, 2019
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Trumpet

Satan's gift to band.
Worst instrument in the entire world.
It is played by Brass-holes.
NO ONE LIKES TRUMPETS.
These evil things are always stuck into songs where they make no positive change.
Trumpets = My dog's shit.

Trumpet players can kiss my ass.
Hey, do you know the trumpet players juanpablo and edgar?
Trumpet? Let me get my shotgun.
by TheTrollInVegas July 19, 2011
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Butt Trumpet

Hillary Clinton supporters, lately. All they can say is, "Butt Trumpet this or Butt Trumpet that!"
"Yeah, we know Hillary takes millions from oppressive totalitarian regimes in exchange for arms deals, but Trump is worse!" said the Butt Trumpet.
by Heime's henchmen June 21, 2016
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rusty trumpet

When a chick eats a guys ass and jerks him off at the same time.
Aaron O gives rusty trumpets to all the guys.
by Alma Oscura September 27, 2003
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Trumpster

Usually white trashy people, with broken/missing/rotten teeth, fat concentrated in their love handles and saddlebags(which kind of explains why they are so angry/mean/barbaric).
They are also illiterate, entitled, dumbest to the point they think that Alexa is stealing their jobs. They don't understand that the world is changing and we cannot live in the past.
"OMG! Have you seen what they did with that poor girl? She was gang-raped by 30 guys at the same time!"
"They are probably TRUMPSTERS"
by anonymous November 29, 2020
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Trumpenfreude

Noun: a feeling of pain that comes from seeing or hearing about the troubles of your people where previously you could expect a feeling of schedenfruede
Dude, "Don't go there. That country is a basket case, they can't even buy toilet paper"
Gal, "I don't care.. I'm moving there. Every day I wake up and go to sleep with trumpenfreude."
by Fivebridges January 11, 2017
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