dumpster trumpet

To eat ass like playing smooth jazz. Just blow into the mouthpiece.

I played that bitch like a dumpster trumpet!

by Having Fun... October 8, 2022

Trumpet

Blowing someone while listening to opera

That was a really nice trumpet

by Where is Chester November 19, 2020

Trumpet of Patriots

(Australian Slang) A deep, thundering fart; shamelessly delivered in a public place.

Everyone left the Quiet Carriage when Jonno sounded the Trumpet of Patriots.

by Crypto_Saki April 16, 2025

Trumpet

Selfish Trump supporting puppets.

Person 1: Can you fucking believe how selfish these people are?

Person 2: I know what you mean. No one thinks about eachother any more.

Person 1: Well not all of us, mostly these ignorant Trumpet fucks.

Person 2: Trumpet fucks?

Person 1: Yea. You don’t know what they’re called? Scared ignorant Trump supporters! Just call them Trumpets.

by Daveeeed NYC May 10, 2020

Spicy blue trumpet

Placing a blue Taki between your butt cheeks and farting so hard it whistles.

Yo, wanna hear my spicy blue trumpet?

by TakiTrumpet July 10, 2025

Trumpet

An instrument that makes a saxophone look like a useless sex toy for God's and is only created Zeus, the god of all gods of Greek mythology

When Zeus developed trumpets Trumpets, it was so beautiful that it made Satan remove the saxophone from his asshole

by Godly asshole March 9, 2018

Trumpet

Any person who plays the trumpet will say it’s the greatest invention to ever exist… Every other instrument knows better though.

Non-band kid: hey isn’t that trumpet cool!?
Everyone else: no.

by Ptoughneigh the Trombonist March 25, 2022