Tristanitis

A disease that makes you like Tristan. It also has many side effects like:
-Clumsiness
-No life
-Decrease in brain cells
-No friends
-Extreme attraction to men
-Trips over empty boxes and backpacks
-Bad Grades
-Bad taste in music
-Being a ripoff Jack Harlow
-Uncircumcised

-No dad
-Has rooster hair
-Has unusual fetishes

And many more...
It's something you should really want to avoid, it's not something to joke about either. There is no treatment and no cure.

Guy 1 "That guy is retarded"
Guy 2 "He must have Tristanitis"
Guy 1 "On god"
Guy 2 "Must be a skill problem"

by hehastristanphobia November 30, 2022

Tristan W

A funny guy who makes everyone laugh, but gets into trouble alot. He cant help it but he tries to change his ways, he is very popular but still manages to lose friends due to his tendencies.

"I like Tristan W but he can be mean sometimes

by puss1e_slayer69 September 2, 2018

Tristan

Tristan is the best person you will meet, he is caring and lovely.

Cute and will make you always smile.

We love Tristan here.

Omg i love Tristan / i feel like he is kind of a Tristan

by Booo01 May 31, 2021

Tristan

A lying piece of trash who doesn’t know how to cherish women he only uses them for sex and drugs and money don’t ever date one of these you’ll end up pregnant or addicted to drugs

Tristan is an aweful person

by Fuck a bitch June 12, 2020

Tristan

Very kind, but that is the opposite of what he is

Tristan is mean

by anonymous March 30, 2022

Tristan Thiccer

A very thicc boi. Tristan is very bad at league of legends while also being very thicc.

"Is that Malcolm Graves in the mid lane?" "No! That is Tristan Thiccer playing his thicc graves!"

by TriHard N July 28, 2021

Tristan

The most amazing boy in the world. He's so cute and he doesn't even know it. He basically likes everything. He's a good boy. His hair is so fluffy it makes you cumbust. <3

"Dawg look it's tristan"
"Oh shit here he comes"
"Dude I'm bout to bust, Tristan is coming"

by Ra ra resputin June 12, 2023