dank tank

meaning swedish tank; a volvo.

John:Dude, you're going 60 into oncoming traffic!
Rob:Don't worry, were in a dank tank.
John:Oh...

by chahleh May 13, 2005

Thomas the Tank Engine

The act of rubbing your face in a girls titties while pulling on her hair and yelling "toot" "toot"

"dude i cant believe you thomas tank engined Roxanne last night!"

"yo those titties would be so nice to thomas the tank engine!"

by NA874W December 9, 2008

tank

An old beat-up car that's rusting, blows smoke, and has dints and bangs all over it.

Dude, where did you get that old tank? The junk yard?
-My grandfather gave it to me.

by Kal-EL777 May 11, 2008

tank

1) A storage container.
2) The modern equivalent of a siege engine.
2) Someone who is strong and/or physically imposing.
3) In roleplaying games, a melee damage-dealer (or to act as one).

1) There's a leak in the water tank.
2) My brother drives a tank in the army.
3) Is your sister still dating that tank of a football player?
4) LF tank for ZF run.

by Qit el-Remel January 10, 2008

tanked up can hole

when your ass is on fire, after the screamin mimi's & all you have is cheap ass wipe, to clean up the mess.

"can you pass the vasoline, I got a tanked up can hole!"

by C Dub & C Luv March 17, 2008

Tankra

Confusion, misunderstanding
Labqiti katkouter f moncef ghadi ytnekra

Kma m3ak moncef l7chich ghadi ytnekra, ama la sker m3ak sf qwadt elik tankra dbsse7
Moncef lmnekri

by Zaacaria June 15, 2020

Tankman

Cock joke

I'm facing a terrible predicament captain..

Whats that steve?
COCK JOKE
-Tankman and steve

by COCK JOKE COCK JOKE COCK JOKE August 1, 2021