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tonkey

A Scouse (Liverpool, England)slang word for condom, first made popular in the early 1970s. Probably introduced via sailors (Lpool being a port) and tangentially related to the word: honkey-tonk. You can look up that one yourself.
"Eh, Steve Quinn has robbed a tonkey off 'is brother and thinks ee's dead 'ard."
by Oscar Plankton III October 21, 2004
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Turkey Tit Sandwich

1 A sandwich containg the tit of a turkey.

2 A random saying you say to get your teacher pissed off.
1 Joe: what are you eating?
Francine: a turkey tit sandwich.
Joe: ..... i want some......

2 Teacher: Tonight's homework is...
Jimmy: TURKEY TIT SANDWICH
by hungry hungry hippo May 3, 2005
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turkey butt

The condition of having one's clothing stuck between the buttocks.When ones ass gobbels up their pants. A camel toe but from behind, a wedgie.
"WOW! Look at that guys turkey butt"
"Yea man his ass is gobbleing up his shorts"
by Sam Lemanski August 13, 2006
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Turkey

It's real name is TURKIYE. And please do not make any wrong comments about TURKIYE without knowing the truths about the real history.
Some countries killed lots of people including women and children in Libya, Morocco, Afganistan, Iraq, Republic of Bosnia and Herzegovina.
The United States slaughtered or killed almost all of the indians. And noone say nothing about this facts.
The countries which, want TURKIYE to admit the quasi-Armenian genocide, killed women and children in the past in real. And they are still continuing to kill them by helping PKK terorist group. Please serach the real history and come to talk to me or TURKISH people.
In the past Ottoman Empire had even brought Armenians to the very important government missions. But they betrayed and acted with Russia. So All the and also betrayed Turkish people transferred to Syria. During this transfer on the way to Syria some amount of Aremians and Turks died. But in this journey to Syria there were no more than approximately 100.000 Armenian died. Because of the acttacks of some terrorist goups. And this terrorist groups was formed with provoked Armenian and Kurdish people by Russia, Britain, Greece, France, Italy. Besides approximately 100.000 Turkish died.
Ottoman Empire give mission to Turkish soldiers to protect the transferred people. But as i mentioned before Turkish soldiers couldn't prevent most of the attack because of lack of enough weapons or enough amount of soldiers.
This Facts are written on British archives. And some of the true arcihves are in The United States. THey are kept by Armenian groups.
Turkish Historicians wants Britain and United States to reveal these archives but Armenian lobby doesn't let them to reveal. Because Armenian people who live in those countries have lots of money and power to influence these countries' governments and other important people.
I think it is enough. But please write or talk the truth about this issue. Please do not make any nonsense commnets about this issue with no true knowledge.
Turkey(TURKIYE) wants peace everywhere. Peace at home, peace in the world. Mustafa Kemal ATATURK.
by NEBI SARIKAYA November 6, 2007
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Turkey Squirts

A severe form of diarrhea often associated with defecating in ones drawls or missing the toilet.
"Dude that bathroom had crap all over the wall."
"Yeah, the dude must of had the turkey squirts."
by BustaNutz January 31, 2009
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Turkey Day

A short and simple name for a holiday which celebrated thanks. This term is taking over the traditional, noble name of Thanksgiving Day. In turn, the commercialization of the holiday is getting so bad that people will forget what the meaning of the day really is, similar to how Christmas' image is being ruined by Future Shop's and Best Buy's take on the holidays.
Guy 1: Happy Turkey Day!

Guy 2: What the hell does that mean?! Do you mean Thanksgiving Day?

Guy 1: What's Thanksgiving? Are you talking about the day you eat turkey meat?

Guy 2: Never mind...
by Mystic November 28, 2003
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jive turkey

1. Someone who's full of shit, an idiot, or likes to run linux even though they can't make the sound work.
2. Turkey slow roasted in artificial jive flavoring.
1. Jim: Linux is so much better than windows even though I can't make the sound work.
Me: Shut yo mouth, fuckin Jive Turkey.

2. Damn that be some good Jive Turkey, pass the corn flakes.
by Nettled October 21, 2003
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