tom felton

tom felton is a sexy beast who played draco malfoy in harry potter. did i mention he’s sexy? oh btw i wanna marry him lol <3

“oh did you watch a babysitters guide to monster hunting? who was your favourite in that?”

“my favourite had to be tom felton. he played very good!”

by lolloplollslssk October 25, 2020

Creampie Tom

A guy who consistently gets around town, filling up all the girls that will fornicate with him. He carries around condoms in his wallet, but tells the women that he is without one. He then proceeds to have sex, raw. After a short amount of time (he really doesn't care if she cums) he releases semen within the woman's vagina. He typically announces this out to a crowd, right after he emerges from the room he was having intercourse in. He then leaves the party, satisfied, in a red jeep or some other pimp machine.

Ex: Did you hear about that boy? He sure is a Creampie Tom.

by dscasados January 2, 2011

Tom Macdonald

A MAGA rapper that believes he knows the “truth” and is smarter than everyone else. Can be used as an adj as well while referring to someone who believes in conspiracy theories and MAGA propaganda.

Look at that Tom Macdonald with the red hat.

by ARealAmericanHero May 19, 2022

Tom Nook

A fucking cheapskate who steals players money, and price gouges for everything. He puts you in TONS of debt and is a very stingy raccoon. In The first few games (Wild World, City Folk, and GameCube) he makes you work for him and only pays you 1,800 bells at the end. That’s enough to buy one piece of furniture, and the house loan is 19,800 bells. That should tell you something.

Tom Nook is literally Satan. Not joking.

by Not a legend 27 April 13, 2020

Tom Tucker

A character from the television series, 'Family Guy'. He is the anchorman on Channel 5 News, the show co-hosted by Diane Simmons.

Diane Simmons: Tom, I'm getting late word that you're a petty, jealous closet-case.

Tom Tucker: Bit of breaking news, we now go live to Diane being a bitch. Diane.

by Rock DJ December 3, 2004

Tom Phillips

A slimy ginger cunt

me and this guy where at this club, when we left because of this total tom phillips

by X marks my dick May 10, 2015

tom beige

A term used to describe the gayest of men

The beige part of the term is usually a racial insult towards their paleness and generally grotesque body the tom part of the phrase is taken from the phrase "for every tom ,dick and Harry and is an insult to the person as iteans that they are very average and stereotypical

'You see that guy over their "
"Ugh he's such a tom beige"

by Lonely child 84 April 14, 2019