plant

To pile drive your penile area into a small hole in the ground

Sage wanted me to plant her garden.

by Daddy long peen January 9, 2019

Love thy plants

Love Thy Plants: • phrase coined by Sowvital: The ultimate plant parent mantra, reminding everyone to treat their green babies with as much love, respect, and care as they would any other family member.

• “Why did Karen cancel our movie night?” “She had to go home and water her new fern.” “Oh, right, Love Thy Plants the Sowvital way and all that.”

by MrGreen August 18, 2023

I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!

A term that when heard should inspire a sense of OH F**K... I'M ABOUT TO DIE :), it is NOT a sexual term, and essentially means the same as "I will kick your ass, and not in a good way", if delivered with proper intimidation can immediately shut down a bad situation.

person 1: (is stuck in an enclosed space)

person two: should i help him, Person C?

person c: methinks he deserves to be stuck

person 1: If you don't help me, I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!

by abitchyyoutuber December 25, 2023

pop a plant

To put music in a music playing device

And to those who would claim this is not real, me and my friends really do say this.

Pop a plant, I'm bored and need some inspiration

by ElCapitan November 3, 2004

plant

Y'know, a plant? like trees, bushes, grass, cacti. do you go outside at all? ohhhh right, you're a league of legends, you don't go out at all. well please go outside

person 1: I like planting plants
person 2: ok

by CabooseIsTaken June 2, 2022