spare tire

the friend that you bring with you to a hangout as a "third wheel" when you're unsure if the hangout is platonic or romantic in nature.

"This guy asked me to hangout but I don't know if he meant it as a date. I need you to be my spare tire so it's clear we're just friends." "Can you be my spare tire?"

by tunasub_backwards February 6, 2022

Uncle D's Spare Tire

A term used to describe the midsection of an extremely fat and possibly homosexual man. It is a large, protruding ring of fat along the waste made especially visible when tight Adidas tops are worn by the person possessing it.

That man is huge, looks like he has "Uncle D's Spare Tire"

by JOBLO41 August 3, 2017

licking the dirt off my tires

When someone licks dried up poop off of someone else's butthole.

Stephen: Yo, what did you and that girl do?
Jeffrey: Nothing much, she was just licking the dirt off my tires, now my asshole is clean. Wink.

by moughh July 5, 2023

Tire biter

When someone is chewing on a used condom with any amount of cum still inside of it

You just ate a used condom and now your a tire biter

by Bart Allen3212345 May 24, 2018

That’s tired

Played out. Over done. Need to be stopped.

don’t keep telling me stuff I don’t want to hear. That’s tired.

by DeeJaye July 4, 2021

poking the tire

When you stick the tip of your dick in a fat girls bellybutton.

"Yo I heard John got caught with Jenny POKING THE TIRE!"

by Paddy4200 May 21, 2021

put air in my tire

a shot of heroin

I need to put air in my tire

by El Dudeareno June 15, 2023