Tommy Short

Even if you don’t talk to him you’d be glad to be in his presence. His sense of humour is impeccable (sometimes a little dark but we love that about him) and if he ever stopped telling his inappropriate jokes, trust me, you’d miss them. Tommy knows alot about everything because he’s super intelligent! Chances are that he can play multiple instruments and he’ll actually be good while playing. It makes sense because he’s good at everything he does, He’ll own you in any video game & he’ll compliment your skills after (even if you were absolute garbage). He’s good at many different spots like basketball & he even knows how to shoot! he could use a little work on his skateboarding though. Tommy is great with animals too! as soon as any cat sees him they immediately choose him as their favourite person. Tommy’s only flaw is his indecisiveness, he can’t pick a favourite song to save his life

I literally love you Tommy. (and I’ll never not)

“look at Tommy go!” “Yeah he’s so good at playing the viola!” “WOOOOOO!!!!! GO TOMMY SHORT!!!”

by Tuesdaylovesyou December 13, 2021

Pikey Tommy

A person that has a certain level of intelligence that is to be desired of that of an ape. He enjoys nothing more that sitting next to his washing machine in the front garden getting high, whilst he beats up old ladies for no reason apart from he did not like their hairstyle and thought he could improve upon it. They also have a life's ambition to flip burgers in burger king because they want to help out all there homeboys and give them free burgers and that when they are hungry. They also have the running style of a dinosour and commonly react aggressively when having to complete sport in the rain.

Ben: you fancy going to see pikey tommy he wants to mash up some old ladies.
Penny: Yeah safe 2k11 bruv.

by safe2k11 June 6, 2011

Tall Timm

Beloved cult leader
Rest in piece

Us: Bye bye tall timm

by Biggey August 14, 2019

Pull a Tammy

1. To become so inebriated, that you don't even remember getting inebriated.

Guy 1: Alright. Let's not pull a tammy tonight.
Guy 2: I know man ... last time I did that ... I woke up naked next to some fat chick.

by Johnson696958 January 1, 2012

T-Rex Tommy

Females who think they are Muscle Mommy's... But only work Glutes and legs/are built like a T-rex... All Ass a stomach that pokes out and chest/arms of a 10 year old boy(sometimes has lunch Lady arms)and they lean Forward to further define the ass that's barley there

Oh Lord.... There she goes again flexing like a muscle Mommy ... But with all due respect she is built like a T-rex Tommy... Denial is a hard thing to come to terms with

by GingersDontLie July 29, 2023

Timm

1) Verb: To keep a baked potato in your pocket with the intent of pulling it out to eat at a random time throughout the night.

2) Adjective: The epitome of manliness

1) Person 1: "What's the weather like this week?"
Person 2: "Well, I heard it is supposed to.... did you just pull a potato out of your pocket?!?!"
Person 1: *Between mouthfuls* "Haven't you ever timmed before?"

2) Teenade girl: "Oh my god, it's *insert popular male actor here*! He's so timm!"

by GL Hal Jordan February 22, 2010

Tammy Lynn

( Asshole )
Tammy Lynn is a entitled person but they're worse than Karen and dealing with road rage

Chat: what is a Tammy Lynn
Donut: you'll know it when you see it

by Mr.Ak50 January 11, 2022