thunder jack

When you jackoff during a storm and finish after lightning strikes.

"Dude, it was pouring so hard last night I almost couldn't tell if I was able to do a thunder jack."

by Ponyboymlp April 22, 2016

Celtic Thunder

When an Irish woman, crushes your skull with her thighs, whilst you are performing oral sex on her.

Me: I was eating Nora out, and she almost gave me a Celtic Thunder!

by Dominic Pacheco August 17, 2019

Thunder Cunt

A rich female authoritarian despot who lives like royalty, has a grating voice, complains, wags her fat little finger at her “subjects”, and enjoys destroying state economies.

I can’t stand watching the weekly briefings from the governor of New Mexico because she is a Thunder Cunt.

by Entirely Over It October 30, 2020

thunder chunking

When two morbidly obese lesbians become scissor sisters.

"I caught Connie and Ellen thunder chunking in the master bedroom!"

by Boy Butter September 21, 2018

thunder gay

Justine. Loud and gay

Justine is such a thunder gay

by Flicking your bean April 2, 2022

Thunder Dan

The Greatest Track Coach, Geometry Teacher, youtuber, and elliptigo rider in the history of Marquette High School.

No one could keep up with Thunder Dan as he tore up the Milwaukee streets on his elliptigo.

"When I see you... in class"
-Thunder Dan

by thunderdanfanclub May 2, 2019

Thunder McPrincess

A dainty princess-like fart that sounds elegant but actually smells like horse shit.

Bianca: Oh my god, I wasn't expecting it to smell that badly.. It didn't even sound like a stinky one...

Doug: Bianca, I can't believe you just Thunder McPrincess'd

by poohead-peabody November 14, 2012