A text message from your partner that does not end with 'x'. You know you're in trouble when you get one of these, especially when you're unaware of the pretext.
'Dude, I just got a text that said 'I've got your flip flops''
'Did it end in with a kiss?'
'Nah. It's a No x Text, man!'
'Oh dear. Shit gonna hit the fan, bro!'
'Did it end in with a kiss?'
'Nah. It's a No x Text, man!'
'Oh dear. Shit gonna hit the fan, bro!'
by Moodlepoo August 21, 2012
Get the No x Text mug.When a girl has been texting a lad for about a week and they both happen to be on a night out so she'll text him saying the word 'help' so he'll think she's in danger. Some believe it dates back to the original medieval 'damsel in distress' ideology. Said only for attention. Usually sent surrounded by her friends, having a takeaway, having a piss or just generally having a really good time.
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Person 1: hey, I've had the worst week ever... I'm about to flip my shit. Uggghhhhhhh... anyways, what's going on with you?
Person 2: nada.
Person 1: oh.... well, did you here about Mark and I.
Person 2: nope.
Person 1: We got into a huge fight a couple days ago ... he started going on and on about some stupid shit I couldn't even follow. Plus he was drunk, and all like 'why are you such a bitch' and blah blah.... and I was all like 'why are you such an asshole'.... and it went like that for an hour. so I just told him to get bent and bounced."
Person 2: oh, that sucks.
Person 1: yeah.... well, shit happens... right. what's wrong with you, is everything ok?
Person 2: I'm fine... guess I just have textapathy.
Person 2: nada.
Person 1: oh.... well, did you here about Mark and I.
Person 2: nope.
Person 1: We got into a huge fight a couple days ago ... he started going on and on about some stupid shit I couldn't even follow. Plus he was drunk, and all like 'why are you such a bitch' and blah blah.... and I was all like 'why are you such an asshole'.... and it went like that for an hour. so I just told him to get bent and bounced."
Person 2: oh, that sucks.
Person 1: yeah.... well, shit happens... right. what's wrong with you, is everything ok?
Person 2: I'm fine... guess I just have textapathy.
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